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Milady! Mimosa! Some Trees down.

Can’t wait for this to be over

I have high confidence already that this will continue to be a 5 star experience

why am i forcing myself through this?

i really don't like white boys' nostalgic goop? im only thinking of movies right now but licorice pizza, the fabelmans. semi-autobiographical bildungsromans that, even if they are led by an intelligent or sweet or self-deprecating boy just ring so hollow to me

What is the point of this. Is it worse Bill Bryson for Gen X?

This is pretty saccharine but M Streep is keeping me going

A page turner !!! Not even halfway through and we’ve already met 3 (?) presidents and Shirley Temple

this book is WILD i am listening on spotify and not taking any breaks

there is one point where julia calls a friend and is like "oh hey im in the insane asylum LOL whats up i know we haven't spoken in a couple years" and the friend says "have you been hearing voices? bc i started to..." and julia cuts her off to be like "oh no just a suicide attempt whatever do you wanna party tomorrow"

This is SO badly written but I still want to know what happens