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Wow, this is so badly written my eyes are glazing over.

I’m on chapter 33 and nothing of value has happened. I’m consistently confused and bored. The characters don’t even stay on the same line of thought when talking. It’s just…dragging. I’m also really pissed this has another book when I’ve gone into this thinking it would be only 3. This one just feels shoehorned in.

I’m so confused. I thought Janet knew who killed her.

Why set up this mystery about John?

I’m so confused. I thought Janet’s memory was erased.

He knew it was her now he doesn’t believe it’s her? I’m confused.

Fuck I hate this book

More like “no one is ever going to die at this wedding”

I’ve been enjoying it so far, but this whole popcorn-bit is super cheesy.

I’m confused. She was chasing Intern?

Bow he’s fingering her while they’re fighting for their lives? wtf?

Also, “copyright infringement” and they didn’t even know that humans were capable of speech? 😩

Come on. Last chapter the bird said they couldn’t read the language on the billboards but now they can read a how-to write romance book?!?!

Oh, now she has a solar powered case for the phone? 😩

It should have been introduced like 40% of the book ago. It just seems tacked on now.