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the physical intimacy veronica and stoker have even as friends 🥹😭

omg veronica 😭 last book ended up with a knife through her arm and now too much opium and having to be revived with cocaine

i don’t believe for a minute that veronica only kissed that shepherdess and didn’t do anything else after describing her as “buxom”

“How I would like to see you wield a riding crop.”

HELLOOOOO

the scene in the grotto is living rent free in my mind. stoker not being able to say ‘dildo’ in english and almost dying when veronica started talking about
the glass dildo. and THEN THE SEX CHAIR. and his reaction when veronica got in it and was like “oh this is comfortable” and put a foot up in the stirrups i’m deceased.

“A lady past 30 cannot afford ideals.”

Oh god 🤣🤣🤣

cora can we make better choices

i just know that she tops

i am just now realizing there are TEN of these books

ribbed for her pleasure 😋

maketes and ace are so cuteeeee

palate cleanser time

FERNS MENTIONED RAHH

“Does Lapis Lazuli [House] have a propensity for gathering wounded men?”

i am still on the drunken duck incident. and hawkes’s sermon the next day.

THEY UNIONIZED