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Any other citizen of Elnat would say things like, "Perhaps, Lady Pre-Minister, but have you considered ...?" or "Of course, Your Grace," and then go whisper about me behind my back. But my dearest goblin friend just mocks me right to my face. It's so refreshing.

This is honestly pretty hilarious, especially with the family that thinks they're sick all the time. Like, you applied "friction" to a man's sprained ankle for six hours straight and cured him? And you can't drink more than two cups of green tea without losing the use of your entire right side??? Really, dude??? XD

GIRL, THIS FEELS LIKE A REALLY BAD IDEA

Baby girl, your dad sucks, and I'm pretty sure the dragon is an upgrade at this point.

Rachelle is so good at grabbing you immediately, and making the world feel so rich in just the first chapter!