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"What a charming creature he is!"

it has a velvet roar like a comet

"Give me the milk, sweetheart."

you kissed her twice, once when she was alive, and once when she was dead.

"They have begun to eat here."

The End. 'Britain's voyage through the twentieth century was hardly glorious; but it was not wholly inglorious.'

Signs of intellectual rigor mortis were apparent in other spheres.

'We are governed by a crook.' —Keynes

his wife Beatrice told him she was marrying 'the head only'

From not wanting people to understand what they are saying, public persons have ceased to understand what they are saying themselves.

Our jigsaw could be a lifesaver.

Greetings, lonely old age! Burn out, useless life!

Mais elle est délicieuse!

"You've put one over the brainbox. Thank you."

Lavretsky clenched his fists and stamped his foot.

He had very little money but he had luck at cards

"I really don't know who you are."

"Hello, Frank. Working late?"

I get the feeling you're male.

"Still, I suppose one never — can — tell about people."

I can sleep on the train. I can sleep at the office. It's all right.

He had never seen such a stare of pitying boredom in her eyes.