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One must always do one's best not to die.

A few frogs were chanting in some cisterns

"I'm afraid of grocers when they have guns."

"I forbid you to die."

This day was marked by a terrible recrudescence of dying.

The smell of the clay pipe was revolting.

"Another fly-trap?" said Angelo.

The end.

'They're pure.'

What they can't explain is why fun is fun.

The world is going pagan again.

"It was here that I first grew aware of that lovely fragrance."

"To sleep is to be satisfied," sighed the Marquise, freed from the scrutiny of those great eyes.

"But," the Vicar replied, "suppose you were to meet a rara avis?"

The night was filled with the croaking of frogs.

"What a charming creature he is!"

it has a velvet roar like a comet

"Give me the milk, sweetheart."

you kissed her twice, once when she was alive, and once when she was dead.

"They have begun to eat here."

The End. 'Britain's voyage through the twentieth century was hardly glorious; but it was not wholly inglorious.'

Signs of intellectual rigor mortis were apparent in other spheres.

'We are governed by a crook.' —Keynes

his wife Beatrice told him she was marrying 'the head only'

From not wanting people to understand what they are saying, public persons have ceased to understand what they are saying themselves.