Elizabeth > Recent Status Updates

johnathan I'm sorry I've been ignoring your emails for so long buddy 💔 that's my bad fr

not going to finish this. apologies to my professor who really loves this book 💔 senioritis is too bad right now and i just don't have that dog in me. much love 🩵

drinking screwdrivers with the girls at 10 am on a sunday. god I wish that were me

spotify I've never said anything bad about you even though you're sort of evil. thank you spotify for having this available to me so I can circumvent the 13 week hold line on libby.

something truly evil has possessed this woman

I'm so scared that this is all somehow a trick . . . . .

I knocked over a giant cart of books today in the library by accident (hole in floor :( rolled the wheels right into it) and nobody came to help me clean them up. meet cutes do not exist in real life ladies!!!!

pisces and a gemini, but I think we might, go really good together . . . 🚬

IF YOU LET ME STAY THE NIGHT THEN I THINK I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO STAY FOREVER

ivy: practicing flirting with my hopeful groom-to-be's brother. hope this doesn't turn into anything

marion: rooming with the girl I'm in love with. hope this doesn't turn into anything

interesting but also not very at the same time. nobody should be getting married unless I'm giving the stamp of approval. run it by me, everyone!!

I don't like the questions my teacher decides to ask about this book. "is it sue's fault that the undergraduate died? did she kill him?" my god obviously not. I don't think that question prompts an interesting discussion. this happens all the time with him. "did you ever think anne wasn't going to end up with wentworth? did heathcliff & cathy sleep together?" who cares!!! there are more interesting things to discuss

how am I ever gonna get this degree, dawg, I don't want to work 💔

Idk if it's the book or me. But I am processing nothing. and do not care. It's probably my senioritis

local girl allergic to doing homework

they're making me so my degree. yeahhhhhh the one I signed up for.

gawddd I need this injected into my veins. let me crawl inside of this. I feel it under my skin. I'm sick with want and longing.

quick work listen hopefullyyyy if I stick with it. we may or may not get to it for class, but I'm trying to run through everything asap so I can start deciding wtf I'm writing my final paper on. ugh.

they're making me do my degree. yeahhh the one I signed up for

Kel's sixth sense that knows something is going on between (redacted) and (redacted). also these two boys lie to each other by omission a lot. seemingly this is a new development for them but is it?

"he had been kissing far too many people lately," well at least he agrees. we'll do better moving forward, kellian

escalator scene in ca:tws, you will always be famous and your echoes will always be felt !!

they're so codependency by orla gartland.

I fully don't read the excerpts of whatever in world book that is between chapters. sorry miss clare. idc about them

smooching everyone just for fun. what happened to class. get this guy on a boat

okay this is why I shouldn't read for fun during the semester. because sorry but why would I write about cpg's herland when this is fire. I'm addicted.

there are two wolves inside me. one realizes that CPG is critiquing very specific parts of the patriarchy in only so many pages, and the other part of me just doesn't believe you can talk about an all female society and have there be no gay people. I guess if they've evolved to reproduce asexually maybe they've evolved not to experience sexual attraction. but like :/ come on CPG

these guys want to have sex sooooooo bad 🙄

these women should not be marrying these men. what's his face does nawt respect them

I'm really into loyalty