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I'm sorry but Orlando might be the most clueless person I've read about in a while.

What part of she's evil don't you get? Idiot. 😡

I know Damn well this author isn't making me feel things in this DARK book 😭😭

Howwwww am I feeling FEELINGS?!! 😭😭

“I just want to say, thank you for kidnapping me,” Harry said brightly.

LOOOL!!

4% in and Harry might just be my favorite character

Tex and jumping to conclusions..... Smh

Coop is annoying. AND reckless. *face palm *

"No wonder Gunnar had pushed me away. He’d treated me like a kid because I’d acted like one. Petulant and insecure."

FINALLY HE GETS IT.

Raven wants to be treated like an adult but stays behaving like a child 😶

Really liking this!

These "one step forward, three steps back" moves that Nikolai is making is giving me a headache.

This might just be the most unprofessional bodyguard I've read about.

How does he still have a job?

Am I supposed to suspend belief? Yes? Okay I think that'd be best...for my sanity 🥴🥴

Ugh the UST is KILLING me...

I LOVE it! 🤣

O COME ON ADRIEN!! GRRRRR!! 🤬🤬

Jake did THAT to Adrien?! I hope Jake suffers a slow, painful torture.

I DO NOT care what drives your closeted behaviour. That's unacceptable. Simply unacceptable.

I need something bad to happen to Dante. 🤬🤬🤬

I need something bad to happen to Dante. 🤬🤬🤬

Liking this so far...

Man I miss Blake.. :(

He played along. “I’ll have you know you just listed my best qualities!”

“What, lechery and theft?”

“I prefer to think of it as mergers and acquisitions.”

LOOOL!! Okay Loth 🤣

Okay I take that back... Scott is mo longer a fave.. 🤣

Scott is already a fave. 🤣🤣🤣.

Something really messed up is happening here... 🤨🤨

....“Maybe he shouldn’t start with Gordo. He’s more of a work-your-way-up-to. Or a last resort.”
I pointed my mug at him. “You’ll be the first to die.”
“And while he’s young, he might be too young for Gordo,” Rico said. “Gordo tends to like them a bit more… mature. Actually have some grass on the field, you know?”
“And you’ll be second,” I growled at him.

Hahahahha 🤣🤣

They all looked at me and waited.
“What?” I asked.
“You do it now,” Rico said.
“Like, just do it,” Tanner said.
“Show me your American Werewolf in London,” Chris said.
“Jesus fucking Christ,” I muttered. “I’m not a wolf.”
They were very disappointed in that.

LOL!! 🤣🤣

"...."I will not-"

Sidonie slid the tip of her sword up to the woman's neck. "Now." "


SIDONIE THE BADDIE!! YASSSSS

Yass Roland!! 👌🏾👌🏾