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people will be like “wuthering heights boring and too long” well maybe you should not speak. at all, i mean. ever.

not a shakespeare without two distant lord-cousins being kinda gay for each other

lestats and gabrielles respective qualms are so funny like she has her weird thing about religion and he is not scared of anything yet has this sense of human morality (louisssssssssss!!!!!!) she seems to have discarded the moment she turned… fascinating

you people neeeeeeeeeeed to stop reading harry potter, it is 2026 out!!!!!!!!!

one always forgets that “my sweet summer child” comes from this work but that’s really what reading of ned’s valour and honour feels like… like oh, ned… oh, ned……….. widen your perspective……… expect the worst from everyone………… for the love of god

idk if it’s my voice actress for the play or what but why does joan of arc sound so evil in this omg 😭🙏 it’s hot but like… i feel like a teenage god-sent saint would contradict a man calling her “devil or devils dam” and “witch” but she doesn’t say a word in reply to that…

you wouldn’t think it but really by the third scene you can actually tell that this isn’t pure shakespeare bc there is some wit lacking to the words… either this is outside influence or him not yet being the master he would eventually become but it doesn’t hit quite like it should

so it’s not happening yet and won’t for a long time but literally why am i sat for sansa/sandor… doors are being opened in my head that had been shut a decade ago but like sandor clegane guy of all time perchance… he’s kinda like if ned stark had a fucked up mirror version…

sansa rooting for sandor in the jousting against jaime is crazy sauce btw, it’s CRAZY sauce. george is a wizard

everything happening in these books is horrible. i feel sick to my stomach already and they barely killed that kid jon arryn had knighted before his death, the one no one cares about or remembers, the one we don’t even know if he died bc cersei wanted him to or bc gregor clegane just loves murder. god. god. why on earth am i reading this again. it’s BRILLIANT. it makes me sick.

i don’t feel so good

the way im stricken with sadness AND pissed off……. give me my prince back 😭😭😭

oh my god. we start off with THE FUNERAL OF HENRY V??? MY BABY HENRY V??? damn it all

we’re finally doing this, motherfuckers. we are fucking doing this. i have taken my notes. i have written down the family trees and battles by year. i have re-realised that charles vii was waging war against his toddler nephew with the help of a teenage joan of arc. Get Into History Now.

now who of you is gonna take one for the team and watch the new wuthering heights then come back and report just how bad it was…

catelyn and ned thinking tyrion sent an assassin after bran while we are shown clearly that he is not that man is just. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tyrion lannister, aren’t you one of the greatest characters ever imagined

“count”, he said, “you are not the same as you were in paris.”

“how so?”

“you laugh here.”

😭😭😭🔫🔫🔫

got 80 pages left but i respect this work too much to finish it dead-tired and half-sleepy at 3am on a monday. it deserves my undivided attention and my full brain capacity. tomorrow, then. cannot fucking wait

the whole incident of how sansa loses lady is so fucking traumatising, man…

I LOVE LESBIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god, ALEXANDRE

the scene where they come for cavalcanti being almost exactly the same as the one where they arrested edmond……. and it’s villeforts own CHILDDDDDDDD im screaming oh my god, EDMOND!!!!!!! i thought he would actually be a real cunt about it and have them married first but he did not

eugenie danglars, you are the greatest thing to happen to this work and i adore you

it’s actually kinda crazy to imagine that edmond didn’t know about maximilien and valentine even though only the two of them knew about it but at the same time it’s like right, he knows EVERYTHING jffjjfjfj… him not knowing is such a shock

george had a knack for killing off literally every single character i liked, it’s fascinating… he’s so shameless about it, too…

one thing you learn reading epic fantasy that is this well thought-through and written is that sentence structure and word choice is the last thing you should be worried about. the things that really matter are pacing, and saying the unsaid

the second bran chapter where he describes how much he loves climbing and how much it means to him and how it’s the greatest thing in the world and then jaime does what he does and you’re like right. this man needs to die immediately.

IM SCREAMING. CRYING. AND THROWING UP!

oh albert is his fathers son, alright… god, im SWEATING

there’s 300 pages to this left and im shaking at what is about to come… he’s about to destroy every single cunt that ever crossed him to the last fucking atom, we have begun and it will be merciless, *haha sicko voice* HAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

oh god, everything is happening so much