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Shes gonna bang all 3 bat-snakes, isn't she?

This is unhinged. Suction cup mouth on the end of his dick.

There's some nice twists to the fated mate bond here, which is not a common trope. Again - each one is better, mechanically and stylistically, than the one before.

Homegirl knocked out YET AGAIN though.

I have to say, as much of a hard time I gave the first two books, I have seen growth from the author across the 3 books. Hopefully its the development of skill through practice and feedback and not AI, but I haven't seen anything that screams AI, so I have hope for the world.

Quin is adorkable but this FMC has passed out, or nearly passed out, at least 4 times already.

This is so bad why do I enjoy it so much?

So the dragon of the title is her son, right? right?

FINALLY WE BANG THE LOCH NESS MONSTER

ugh I need to read more of this to keep up with podcast but I am unsure if I have the strength

FMC is named Pippi and I don't know if I can get past that.

DAMNIT ANOTHER SHADOW DADDY

I wish this was more about his life before phedre. This is interesting, but the rest of the book doesn't have a lot of new insight.

Its not technically the same book, right?

"She couldn't get an organ because she had the rarest blood type, AB-!"
My dude, that is the UNIVERSAL RECIPIENT.

Oh, to have the confidence of a white man.

Well, one positive thing about Kiss of the Basilisk is its making this look a lot more appealing.

All it would take is one person with syphilis and these snake people are goners.

Oh, and we also don't like having our pelvises snapped in twain mis-coitus, either.

It was so brief, blink-and-you-miss-it, and she was instantly healed, so there were no real moments of horror or consequence. But it wasn't sexy, either. So what was the point? If you want to shock me, you need to not be afraid to commit.

There's some dudes who, despite being young, fit, and without ED, will pop a little blue pill to impress a date. It does not impress us ladies. We want to orgasm. We don't want to be ground to dust for 4 hours. It is not sexy or pleasurable, its boring. Tedious. Unfcomfrotable at best. Incessant pounding is not our fantasy. Ever.

This update isn't about real life dudes.

Welp, she had to bang his dad for snake reasons.

Maybe I'm just jadedd by the ultraporn, but this is largely just boring erotica. C'mon! Do something!

And we're off with a story about Shrek banging Baba Yaga.