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I wish this was more about his life before phedre. This is interesting, but the rest of the book doesn't have a lot of new insight.

Its not technically the same book, right?

"She couldn't get an organ because she had the rarest blood type, AB-!"
My dude, that is the UNIVERSAL RECIPIENT.

Oh, to have the confidence of a white man.

Well, one positive thing about Kiss of the Basilisk is its making this look a lot more appealing.

All it would take is one person with syphilis and these snake people are goners.

Oh, and we also don't like having our pelvises snapped in twain mis-coitus, either.

It was so brief, blink-and-you-miss-it, and she was instantly healed, so there were no real moments of horror or consequence. But it wasn't sexy, either. So what was the point? If you want to shock me, you need to not be afraid to commit.

There's some dudes who, despite being young, fit, and without ED, will pop a little blue pill to impress a date. It does not impress us ladies. We want to orgasm. We don't want to be ground to dust for 4 hours. It is not sexy or pleasurable, its boring. Tedious. Unfcomfrotable at best. Incessant pounding is not our fantasy. Ever.

This update isn't about real life dudes.

Welp, she had to bang his dad for snake reasons.

Maybe I'm just jadedd by the ultraporn, but this is largely just boring erotica. C'mon! Do something!

And we're off with a story about Shrek banging Baba Yaga.

Wish the dudes were more naga-like. At least give them two ding dongs.

Why are these women going home rather than staying safe and getting more training? why do dudes think there's no consequence for assaulting the princes suitors?

You know, for a book that is supposed to be soooooo freaky, the fact that snakebois appear to have only one dick feels lazy.

Why do basilisks have scales on their dick when literally not a single reptile on earth does?

I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF IN MY TRUE FORM, THE FORM I NATURALLY TAKE, THE FORM THAT I WAS BORN IN, THE FORM THAT IS MY DEEPEST SELF.

Make it make sense.

So if alpha snake daddy's trainees always win, and if not all the women vying for the prince are not suitable, according to the KING, then why don't they just have the prince select a suitable, appropriate woman and have the king cum dick train her for her wedding night?

"Only one women has quit."

It is so obvious that it was Tem's mom, and Tem is a hybrid. I hope the reveal is soon because if they drag it out its tantamount to calling your readers stupid.

A grown-ass woman has never HEARD the word 'pussy' before?

MAGIC SNAKE CUM TELEDILDO

Rofl, "I can't gain weight, I only have a fuck-ton of eggs and meat and fat available to me" girl please

If chicken farmers produce both sources of staple foods (e.g., eggs, meat), as well as a fundamental defense against basilisks (i.e., roosters), why are they held in such low regard?

Welp they just said basilisk-human hybrids are all but impossible and clearly abominations but no one knows of any, meaning the FMC is absolutely, positively one. Especially since her mother also boinked a baslisk for romantasy The Bachelor,

There is zero reason this needed to be a standalone book. If you trim the repetition and condense the cave paintings, you'd have a single 350-page book.

Non-binary dragon just humpin' the moon

I used to get annoyed when so many stories involved the man doing everything, EVERYTHING, for the lady. Won't let her do anything around the house for herself. It felt coddling, controlling, infantalizing.

I literally just realized (remember: autism) that its because, for most women, they have to nag, micro-manage, and compensate for men who don't do shit around the house. The fantasy is that the man is an adult.