Kaitlyn’s Reviews > Kiss of the Basilisk > Status Update

All it would take is one person with syphilis and these snake people are goners.

There's some dudes who, despite being young, fit, and without ED, will pop a little blue pill to impress a date. It does not impress us ladies. We want to orgasm. We don't want to be ground to dust for 4 hours. It is not sexy or pleasurable, its boring. Tedious. Unfcomfrotable at best. Incessant pounding is not our fantasy. Ever.

This update isn't about real life dudes.

Welp, she had to bang his dad for snake reasons.

Maybe I'm just jadedd by the ultraporn, but this is largely just boring erotica. C'mon! Do something!

Wish the dudes were more naga-like. At least give them two ding dongs.

Why are these women going home rather than staying safe and getting more training? why do dudes think there's no consequence for assaulting the princes suitors?

You know, for a book that is supposed to be soooooo freaky, the fact that snakebois appear to have only one dick feels lazy.

Why do basilisks have scales on their dick when literally not a single reptile on earth does?

I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF IN MY TRUE FORM, THE FORM I NATURALLY TAKE, THE FORM THAT I WAS BORN IN, THE FORM THAT IS MY DEEPEST SELF.

Make it make sense.

So if alpha snake daddy's trainees always win, and if not all the women vying for the prince are not suitable, according to the KING, then why don't they just have the prince select a suitable, appropriate woman and have the king cum dick train her for her wedding night?