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On the verge of giving up. Either the narrator is a silly good time or extremely annoying, can't decide which. I hope some plot happens soon, instead of just yelling about plot. Will decide in the next two chapters.

I don't like the main character but going on anyway

Finding the characters uninspiring so far, but I will persevere!

This book has about 24% back matter so really I'm 57%, that's what I'm telling myself.
A.Ham was a super complicated dude who was absolutely brilliant and not without his flaws. Look up doing the most and Extra and you'd find a picture of A.Ham. Also because he was feisty and opinionated he made enemies who then slandered him extensively after his death.

Going to very slowly read this enormous book. Saw Hamilton again and I have questions so I'm going to the source.

I've never read a holiday romance before.

The world needs more mad-cap extremely silly books for girls. I am here for everything in it.

This book is insane
A scene:
A business woman in inexplicable dominatrix dress just found a headless zombie and made him into an intern. No pay, no complaints, hardworker, does as ordered.
Also everytime the husband whines about having to do anything the book lists all the things his wife did. A++

This book is insane and I love it

Our resident dumbass was kicked out of the proud boys because during Jan 6th he accidentally smeared feces on a confederate statue instead of the statue of Grant he was looking for. That's right, he's too stupid to be a proud boy. Hiaasen really has the Florida Man vibe down.

"It's easy work. I'll pay ya fifty bucks cash."
"To do what?"
"Stuff more baggies. I got the carpy tuna real bad, so I could use some help."

Hiaasen is hilarious. The speaker is a buffoon who throws racist pamphlets on peoples driveways.

The lesbians are adorable and getting to some real stuff (Sally Ride was gay yall) and the space part is dope