Jess (whimsicle) (Toronto, Canada)'s Recent Status Updates Showing 1-30 of 256

Jess is 76% done with Gold (The Plated Prisoner, #5)

This should have just been a Malina book.

— Dec 15, 2023 02:14AM Add a comment

Jess is 55% done with A Curse for True Love (Once Upon a Broken Heart, #3)

The best day of Jacks's life. 😭😭😭

— Oct 24, 2023 03:07AM Add a comment

A Curse for True Love (Once Upon a Broken Heart, #3)

Jess is 83% done with Loveboat, Taipei (Loveboat, Taipei, #1)

I am a Xavier apologist.

— Jul 27, 2023 04:38AM Add a comment

Jess is on page 380 of 416 of The Ballad of Never After (Once Upon a Broken Heart, #2)

I'm in pain.

— Jul 02, 2023 03:17AM Add a comment

The Ballad of Never After (Once Upon a Broken Heart, #2)

Jess is 9% done with This Time It's Real

Ann Liang, you did NOT drop a casual Mo Dao Zu Shi reference like that. I am DYING.

— Feb 19, 2023 11:51AM Add a comment

Jess is 33% done with A Dance with the Fae Prince (Married to Magic, #2)

I've watched enough Carnival Row to know where this is going.

— Feb 01, 2023 11:35PM Add a comment

A Dance with the Fae Prince (Married to Magic, #2)

Jess is on page 856 of 912 of Queen of Air and Darkness (The Dark Artifices, #3)

"Alec Lightwood loved one man so much he changed the world for him."

MY HEART.

— Jan 23, 2019 11:42PM Add a comment

Jess is on page 842 of 912 of Queen of Air and Darkness (The Dark Artifices, #3)

Holy shit. How much do I want to bet that the French sparkling water is Badoit? I will never escape this.

— Jan 23, 2019 11:26PM Add a comment

Jess is on page 842 of 912 of Queen of Air and Darkness (The Dark Artifices, #3)

Magnus, my love, how did you know that the way to my heart was through dumplings from all over the world?

— Jan 23, 2019 11:24PM Add a comment

Jess is on page 682 of 912 of Queen of Air and Darkness (The Dark Artifices, #3)

Literally feels like I'm reading Tumblr fantasy fanfiction that Cassandra Clare wrote of her own characters and sold as a book.

— Jan 23, 2019 07:34PM Add a comment

Jess is on page 597 of 912 of Queen of Air and Darkness (The Dark Artifices, #3)

*waves arms like octopus*

— Jan 22, 2019 09:14PM Add a comment

Jess is on page 581 of 912 of Queen of Air and Darkness (The Dark Artifices, #3)

Mark is highkey hilarious and adorable.

— Jan 22, 2019 08:52PM Add a comment

Jess is on page 332 of 912 of Queen of Air and Darkness (The Dark Artifices, #3)

Oh, no. Return Cortana, you bitch.

— Jan 20, 2019 11:40PM Add a comment

Jess is on page 289 of 912 of Queen of Air and Darkness (The Dark Artifices, #3)

Tfw hot faerie threesome is canon.

— Jan 19, 2019 09:38PM Add a comment

Jess is on page 199 of 912 of Queen of Air and Darkness (The Dark Artifices, #3)

Fucking Mark. "Sexual congress." Dkm.

— Jan 19, 2019 07:14PM Add a comment

Jess is 98% done with One Girl

"I need you to listen to everything I said, not just the parts that hurt you."

— Mar 19, 2018 01:03AM Add a comment

Jess is on page 358 of 422 of The Dazzling Heights (The Thousandth Floor, #2)

Uh oh, I predict Avery is going to be the one to die.

— Sep 15, 2017 06:59PM Add a comment

The Dazzling Heights (The Thousandth Floor, #2)

Jess is on page 357 of 522 of Carry On (Simon Snow, #1)

Baz is the greatest. Simon is flat and boring and doesn't deserve him.

— Jun 21, 2017 11:47AM Add a comment

Jess is on page 252 of 328 of The Darkest Part of the Forest

I have such a weakness for hot and protective Fey boys. *swoon*

— May 31, 2017 11:13AM Add a comment

Jess is finished with Lord of Shadows (The Dark Artifices, #2)

What the fuck.

— May 29, 2017 02:20PM Add a comment

Jess is on page 540 of 699 of Lord of Shadows (The Dark Artifices, #2)

*swoon* Julian can be so alpha when he wants to be.

— May 29, 2017 11:03AM Add a comment

Jess is on page 472 of 699 of Lord of Shadows (The Dark Artifices, #2)

Tfw the Mark/Emma/Julian triangle turns into the Mark/Cristina/Kieran triangle. And I actually like this one better. Kieran is a hot prince. Julian has the personality of a wet log.

— May 26, 2017 03:17PM Add a comment

Jess is on page 470 of 699 of Lord of Shadows (The Dark Artifices, #2)

Mark is a thigh man. *smirk*

— May 26, 2017 03:10PM Add a comment

Jess is on page 370 of 699 of Lord of Shadows (The Dark Artifices, #2)

It pleases me so much that Shadowhunters are book lovers.

— May 25, 2017 03:21PM Add a comment

Jess is on page 269 of 699 of Lord of Shadows (The Dark Artifices, #2)

LF beautiful Fey boy to fall in love with me, too.

— May 24, 2017 10:48PM Add a comment

Jess is on page 73 of 699 of Lord of Shadows (The Dark Artifices, #2)

God bless Jace for knowing that the way to a girl's heart is paved with jajangmyeon.

— May 24, 2017 01:18AM Add a comment

Jess is on page 68 of 699 of Lord of Shadows (The Dark Artifices, #2)

I bet Roiben's crown wouldn't need to be brattishly snapped in half.

— May 24, 2017 01:02AM Add a comment

Jess is on page 54 of 699 of Lord of Shadows (The Dark Artifices, #2)

That was not how things were supposed to go after the "Why lie?".

— May 24, 2017 12:24AM Add a comment

Jess is on page 50 of 699 of Lord of Shadows (The Dark Artifices, #2)

Mark can forsooth me any day. ;)

— May 24, 2017 12:13AM Add a comment

Jess is on page 5 of 699 of Lord of Shadows (The Dark Artifices, #2)

MY BODY IS READY FOR MORE MARK BLACKTHORN.

— May 23, 2017 10:21PM Add a comment

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