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Jess is on page 682 of 912

Literally feels like I'm reading Tumblr fantasy fanfiction that Cassandra Clare wrote of her own characters and sold as a book.

— Jan 23, 2019 07:34PM

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Jess is on page 856 of 912

"Alec Lightwood loved one man so much he changed the world for him."

MY HEART.

— Jan 23, 2019 11:42PM

Jess is on page 842 of 912

Holy shit. How much do I want to bet that the French sparkling water is Badoit? I will never escape this.

— Jan 23, 2019 11:26PM

Jess is on page 842 of 912

Magnus, my love, how did you know that the way to my heart was through dumplings from all over the world?

— Jan 23, 2019 11:24PM

Jess is on page 597 of 912

*waves arms like octopus*

— Jan 22, 2019 09:14PM

Jess is on page 581 of 912

Mark is highkey hilarious and adorable.

— Jan 22, 2019 08:52PM

Jess is on page 332 of 912

Oh, no. Return Cortana, you bitch.

— Jan 20, 2019 11:40PM

Jess is on page 289 of 912

Tfw hot faerie threesome is canon.

— Jan 19, 2019 09:38PM

Jess is on page 199 of 912

Fucking Mark. "Sexual congress." Dkm.

— Jan 19, 2019 07:14PM

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