Jess’s Reviews > Queen of Air and Darkness > Status Update

"Alec Lightwood loved one man so much he changed the world for him."

MY HEART.

Holy shit. How much do I want to bet that the French sparkling water is Badoit? I will never escape this.

Magnus, my love, how did you know that the way to my heart was through dumplings from all over the world?

Literally feels like I'm reading Tumblr fantasy fanfiction that Cassandra Clare wrote of her own characters and sold as a book.

*waves arms like octopus*

Mark is highkey hilarious and adorable.

Oh, no. Return Cortana, you bitch.

Fucking Mark. "Sexual congress." Dkm.