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“Even if I couldn’t have her, I needed to find a way to make sure no one else did either”

Such a nice guy, you can see that he really cares about her

“Lord Xenon jerked and stalked three steps to the pile of dead, and started kicking --- body, again and again, shouting, .“You stupid motherfucker! Goddamn piece of shit! Why the fuck did you say that? Oh sure, let’s take away the one man who can save our people? You goddamn moron!”
I guessed everyone grieved differently.”

Gods, this is too funny. I love it

“You want them? That voice asked.
“Yes,” the savage sound burned as it ripped free. “Yes, I want them.”
Then they’re yours”

Dude, who the hell are you talking to? I'm so confused by this book.

“Wait, what? Dear hormones, chill the fuck out. There’s trouble afoot.”

I kinda like her inner monologue

“She bit her lips and shook her head.  I can't live without you.

You can.  You will.”

So, he's definitely gonna die, right? I'm kinda disappointed that I guessed it two books prior to this.

“Heaven,” she said, her voice laced with pity. “You don’t have friends.”

Wow. Mother of the year

It's here, it's here, it's here!
I'm finally gonna get my fix!

“I narrowed my eyes at my recently dead, former best friend, Simon”

Can't a person just die and stay dead? Is that too much to ask?

“I’ve decided to fire Cassie”

Hurray
Fucking finally

“Sometimes I even record her without her knowing and play it back at night when I go to sleep”

Well, hello there, you adorable creeper you

“If you try to quit, I will eat you!” Simon yelled.”

And that's why I decided to continue with my rereads of the series

“We’re all best friends. We share a house. Why not try sharing her too?”

Yeah, cause it's basically the same thing, lol

“The first time he killed me it was an accident”

Alrighty then

GreerOneBadBitchKaras@rockyourface.com

That's one hell of an email

They're talking about Lexi, They're talking about Lexi!
Jesus, I'm exited about this book

Jesus, this book is huge

I can’t even right now... holy shit

Sooo, this is boring

"Is today a good day to die?"


Oh, this is gonna be good

"Is today a good day to die?"


Oh, this is gonna be good

“1. Memorizing laws was boring. No, really. It was really boring. Too boring for me. I knew I’d have to cut my losses here.”

yeah, tell me about it

“I just bought this bad-ass sword, and now I can’t even use it! I can’t even attack nothing with it. What the hell is wrong with this piece of shit? Is it broke?”
“Sir, the only problem is that you’re a complete fucking moron,” I said.”

“The ability to mute my peers was one of my favorite things about attending school online, and I took advantage of it almost daily”

Why can't we do that in real life? That would be so useful

“Why’d you bring a modified gogota demon here, Nee?”
“I asked it ‘your place or mine?’” I spread my hands wide.”

God, I'm loving this