Stephanie > Recent Status Updates

BROOO got me BLUSHING hello??????????????

The secondhand embarrassment felt through the page of her parents loudly proclaiming how expensive the dinner bill was after they all ordered STEAKS and then refusing to tip 😭😭😭

"It's an honor, being regarded highly enough to be disappointing."

God this book COMPLETELY holds up. I'M KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING AT MICHAEL'S RETURN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"People forget that they matter"

Book is creepy af so far, love

God I fucking hate J.P.

Also, Mia calling her dad using the emergency phone line TO ASK THE MOST INSANE QUESTION IS SO DUMBBBB but such a Teenage Girl thing to do

1. Lilly may be justified in the upcoming Bitch move she's about to do and
2. J.P. is right and Lilly is a Toxic Friend and Mia should stop dismissing it and
3. Michael is so right in this argument and
4. Mia is so unreasonable and a Bad Friend/Bad Girlfriend
5. This book really is just heartbreaking the whole way through
6. Mia is so justified in her grief
Why am I crying ?

This one is about to be extremely painful but, as the title implies, it's the book on the brink of huge important character development to come and the next 2 books for me make up for this one being so unbearable.

Did we really just refer to this lady’s vagina as her “sweet little cock alley” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

This shit is so unserious and dumb yet here I am enjoying this dumbass shit. I can say with CERTAINTY nobody in the Regency ever uttered the words "Why are you still salty?"

ELIZABETH TAYLOR MENTION~~` ICONIC

Oh! 👁️👄👁️

Why does she have to drink pigs blood though? Why not cow’s blood? Did the author even consider my love for pigs when writing this? SMH.

There have been several moments where it feels like a golf ball is stuck in my throat and my eyes start burning but I feel a real true sob coming 😒😭

If my teenage son said “how can you stand being married to such a bitch” to my husband, and my husband LAUGHED and said “I know right”, someone’s going to need an ambulance

I’m really enjoying the core story but I keep getting the ick and taken out of the story from the heavy handed caricature of the liberal atheist wealthy parents- they don’t eat meat, mom working instead of raising her kid (and being jealous of her babysitter for it), giving their kid books on anal sex ?? Wtf is this shit if not a conservative dog whistle?!

No that's fine, I love having my heart ripped out my throat. It's fun. I love it. I don't feel broken or hollow at all.

please god why no