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I’m too Hispanic for this. Slapping your own dad? I’m clutching my chanclas

Finally. The cherry on top. The miscommunication trope. Immediate 1 out of 5.

For a “romance” book I kinda wanted a bit more yearning? I guess the more I think about it the FMC had no, and I mean ZERO, second thoughts about the relationship. She was 110% all in, no reservations, no doubts, nothing. The MMC does have his reservations but they aren’t exactly firm either 🫠

I’m too Hispanic for this book.
Getting pregnant at 15 and still getting an “allowance” is CRAZY

MMC? Jail
FMC? Jail for being spineless
Author? Jail for writing this
Me? Jail for reading this

Everyone deserves jail

I’m going to regret this

I know some people don’t like Malik as an MMC but his character is one of the best depictions of anxiety and depression I have read in a fantasy book.

Yo this is actually pretty good? Explosions? Self sacrifice? Manipulation? I’m eating it up

This book has been decent so far but now we got to the first instance of “hey there’s no explanation why this conveniently happened but it happened to advance the plot ❤️”

I’m enjoying this a bit more than the first one and this low key hostage situation is kinda hilarious 😂

What’s up with these characters and that they’d rather sit on hot coals than communicate like a normal adult.

Only reading this bc I already had it on audible.

These MC’s hook up more than they communicate and actually talk to eachother. I’m sorry where is the rom-com I was promised lol.

What the hell is a serial monogamist and why is it a bad thing

“It was more than just a hook up. He liked her. A lot. “

Peak romance ladies and gentlemen

This book is so aggressively mid. These MC’s are 30’s-late 30’s and act like teens 🤷🏻‍♀️.

Re-reading because my book standards are too high 😔

Re-reading this masterpiece just to feel something 😔

That was the dumbest most out of the blue plot twist I’ve read in a minute and I’ve read a few cruddy books this year 🙄

I’m begging please I want to read at least one good book in 2025

This reads like fanfiction 😭

“He uses the word propitious. I know what that word means, of course. I READ, duh! But why would you use words like that around Mexican cleaning ladies? Know your audience!”

Ah yes, the very anti racist book advocating to talk “dumb” to people of color.

This book won awards????

“I don’t have to worry bc everyone here is queer or trans. It’s nice to not have to worry about creepy ass dudes for once”

What did I just read excuse me.

What an insufferable MC.

“I would NEVER be sTUPID enough to spend money on stUPID dolls”

Are you good it’s not that serious.

What an insufferable MC

I kinda wish Nesryn had a personality outside of Chaol.

Not every relationship in the world needs to be enemies to lovers Sarah 😭😭😭😭😭. I was expecting Lorcan to be a Cassian like character and I am so disappointed.

What is this exposition disease. Like I get not wanting to sit through the delivery of information but having the MC just repeat stuff for the sake of “remember what I told you” by another character really feels like this is for the reader and not to test the MC’s memory

How is this a bloody masterpiece? There’s Macguffins EVERYWHERE and honestly the hero of the story is Lysandra’s jeweler that makes really good duplicates.

And another thing I know it’s the SJM effect but Rowan acts as if he shows a modicum of kindness to Celaena he will spontaneously combust bc damn he is cold 😭

MY SHAYLAAAAAAAAAA

Poor Celaena is so lonely I want to give her a hug 😭