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So I says to myself, says I, wait a minute. Is this a slow burn?

Now this is what im talking about! Halfway through and the couple have just properly spoken! Correct slow burn pacing!!!

Amazing how with some books you can just feel that it will inspire you from the first few pages.... Harrow never disappoints

These boys are messy!!! This needs to be adapted into a high production value mini series STAT

This is absolutely mad but it's starting to come together

Can't believe I'm saying this but is Shakespeare a dilf???

Evike: I had to save your life... that's why I cut your shirt off... no other reason.

"Let me tell you my name: Zhu Chongba."
He answered coolly, "Should I know it?"
"One day you will," she said, and drew her sword.
HELL YEAH

"He said, "Every time the world turns its face from you, know it was because of me."

OH NO

"'Then his cool fingers were on her face, turning it back. He said, "Look."'

https://youtu.be/0qgET1Zhpb8

I have three points:

1) Zhu is metal af
2) Ouyang is metal af
3) This book is BEAUTIFUL

"I have friends and a garden in the stars and a kitchen full of tasty things. I heal people now. I cannot pretend that the war never happened, but I stopped fighting it long ago." He sank down so that he could look Rosemary square in the eye. "We cannot blame ourselves for the wars our parents start. Sometimes the very best thing we can do is walk away."

You know a book is good when it can make you scream laugh AND tear up about the existential existence of life in less than ten pages 👾🚀

All this info about the other more interesting vampires and the Volturi makes me wish that Twilight was about Edward as a member of the Volturi guard who stumbles across Bella and realises Aro would want her to be a vampire because of her abilities, but doesn't want to subject her to it and has to keep her a secret!!! Anything to get more of the cool vampires like Kate and Benjamin!

Edward: "Take the baby."
Jacob: "Throw it out the window."

Damn I forgot Quil imprints on a two year old... No one remains seated when the wolf boys are babysitting their future spouses

Damn I forgot Quil imprints on a 2 year old..... No one remains seated when the wolf boys are babysitting their future spouses

So you're telling me that a VIRGIN from 1917!! was so good in bed that Bella decides she's fine with being human a bit longer AND that she wants to keep his demon child?

"I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her," Alice suggested.

... "I'm Quil Ateara." 😎😏 ...... *Crow noises*

It's all coming together at page 700

Ahhhhhhh, I see, it's all coming together 🤡

In chapter 13, Edward gaslights, gatekeeps, and then smells Bella for 1000 + words.... I prefer the 'this is the skin of a killer' moment in the movie

I cannot WAIT to reblog some fanart for this book......... I love everything

1) Jacob is 17/18 in my head. There is no reason that Stephanie Meyer had to make him a disgusting 15 year old boy
2) When lines from the book are verbatim in the movie, I can hear the movie
3) Bella is incredibly dumb and yet when a cute vamp rolls in she just Yahoo! Answers it and accepts him

Kit :( Sabran :O Tané <3

The classic problem of fantasy being a riddle to understand for the first hundred pages is doubled when the book is a fat as this, but at least I have a map to squint at and a shiny cover <3

Edward smirks SO much in this......... Robert Pattinson really didn't read the book

This is crazy insane so far and I'm loving it

................... DIGNITAS?!!?!?!?!?!?

I thought it was time I saw what the fuss is all about.............. And as much as I'm against bullying, when Jude bullies Cardan I am JOYFUL.

Oh so this the Hunger Games but set on Mars and shit?