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Edward smirks SO much in this......... Robert Pattinson really didn't read the book

— Mar 13, 2022 04:36PM

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In chapter 13, Edward gaslights, gatekeeps, and then smells Bella for 1000 + words.... I prefer the 'this is the skin of a killer' moment in the movie

— Mar 18, 2022 12:11PM

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1) Jacob is 17/18 in my head. There is no reason that Stephanie Meyer had to make him a disgusting 15 year old boy
2) When lines from the book are verbatim in the movie, I can hear the movie
3) Bella is incredibly dumb and yet when a cute vamp rolls in she just Yahoo! Answers it and accepts him

— Mar 15, 2022 05:36PM