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So you're telling me that a VIRGIN from 1917!! was so good in bed that Bella decides she's fine with being human a bit longer AND that she wants to keep his demon child?

— Apr 28, 2022 02:06PM

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All this info about the other more interesting vampires and the Volturi makes me wish that Twilight was about Edward as a member of the Volturi guard who stumbles across Bella and realises Aro would want her to be a vampire because of her abilities, but doesn't want to subject her to it and has to keep her a secret!!! Anything to get more of the cool vampires like Kate and Benjamin!

— May 09, 2022 09:41AM

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Edward: "Take the baby."
Jacob: "Throw it out the window."

— May 04, 2022 12:30PM

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Damn I forgot Quil imprints on a two year old... No one remains seated when the wolf boys are babysitting their future spouses

— Apr 29, 2022 12:01PM

Jellygiraffe is on page 125 of 756

Damn I forgot Quil imprints on a 2 year old..... No one remains seated when the wolf boys are babysitting their future spouses

— Apr 29, 2022 12:00PM