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i am the first person in my bloodline to read these sentences

what the fuck is going on

If I had a penny for every time I've accidentally started a book series with the third book this month I'd have two pennies, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

Will this be the second viet book I've finished since I turned like 13... only time will tell

bunny is incredibly real for writing a 12 page long John Donne and Izaak Walton rpf fanfiction wherein he invents a friendship between them, invents the term "metahemeralism" just to back up his claims, writing the entire thing with triple spacing, and ending it with: "And as we leave Donne and Walton on the shores of Metahemeralism, we wave a fond farewell to those famous chums of yore."

the overwhelming amount of unhinged coke rants in this book... johnny truant was kind of the azealia banks of his time

fuck everything, finally time for some real literature

re-read babey!!! so excited for the stupid plot of this book to happen to me again

this has nothing to do with the book but I would like to share that my parents apparently call ocean vương "hải vương" like a silly little nickname because hải means ocean

jesus christ

this will be the year where I finally finish a viet book, mark my words... i will beat the illiteracy allegations

girl am i getting dumber or are there too many characters in this book

harry shum jr nation rise 🫡🫡🫡

spy x family is so funny bc in one panel someone will literally go "Ignorance isn't bliss. Ignorance is sin" but then the whole time that character goes by name of Sergeant Roland Spoofy

just realized the foxes and museums series is basically if lavender town syndrome was real

my dad's side of the family is less dysfunctional than this sports team

??????? (that was my reenactment of how it feels to read this book)

it has taken me more than a year to get to this without upsetting myself but I'm here now and happier than ever. feeling genuine joy over this lol, I've missed these losers

this is like mean girls if the mean girl in question was the devil

this has nothing to do with what I think about the book but one of the main characters has this strange obsession with E.T. and i was suddenly reminded of the time my cousin was convinced E.T. and IT was the same movie because the alien in E.T. had scared him so much he thought that had to be the horror movie people referred to when they spoke about IT, and then we had an argument about it (we were very small)

ode to the beloved's hips 🤝 moments silence by hozier [being deeply devoted, profound descriptions of oral sex]

can't tell if I really do have the attentionspan of a goldfish or if this is as boring as I think it is, why must I be subjected to constant meandering infodumps about side characters I don't care about I am more than 200 pages into this book

obsessed with this one character who is just called Monkey, I know he's a guy but I can't help imagining him as monkey from kung fu panda

can't explain it but so far every prolonged conversation in this sounds like it's been generated by an AI

dropping this because it simply isn't going to get any less boring for me, sometimes it is not about the journey nor the destination, but the incentive to just walk out... hit da bricks... fucking off etc etc

have never been more bored in my entire life, idk if it's the book's fault or a me problem but anyway

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main character kind of reminds me of agnes callard (derogatory)