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bunny is incredibly real for writing a 12 page long John Donne and Izaak Walton rpf fanfiction wherein he invents a friendship between them, invents the term "metahemeralism" just to back up his claims, writing the entire thing with triple spacing, and ending it with: "And as we leave Donne and Walton on the shores of Metahemeralism, we wave a fond farewell to those famous chums of yore."

i'm obsessed with this, why can't i be a rich, privileged college student who studies greek and slowly descends into moral corruption with my rich classmates