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day 3: there’s a pretty gruesome gang rape and rape undertone every time the boys talk to women. fingers crossed they all die brutally 🤡

day 2: julia is so badass!! i hope nothing bad happens to her

day 1: Big Jim is a big fucking problem. oh how i hated him in this show and he’s worse in this. his son, Junior, also the worst. a freaking lunatic.

like always the government is evil 🔫

WTFFFFF NO WAY 🫨 i didn’t expect this plot twist

oh shit i forgot there’s someone killing the contestants. i was so happy with all the romance drama 😂

« She read somewhere once that if you walked through life like you were shooting lasers out of your breasts, you would exude power. She wants to incinerate this man on the spot, pew-pew-
pew. »

the writing is atrocious but i’ll finish this book because i’m so close to the end

how can you not hate men when they do shit like this. i hate her husband

« you should give me your phone » « you don’t know what’s best for yourself » « you should give me your car keys » fuck off 🖕🏽🖕🏽

wtf this is hilarious 😂

"My life is still forfeit to you," he says. "My life is still yours."

this novel is very ambitious and catches me off guard so many times. i didn’t expect half of what happened already

not the bday cake 😵😵😵

paul is liking the writing retreat a bit too much 😂

this crazy girl is so entertaining

day 14: the end. 🚲🎈

day 13: i know we all love Richie + Eddie but may i introduce you to Eddie + Bill
« Can you do it? With your a-a-arm broken?
I can for you, Bill. »

day 12: « All of you? I made love to all of you? » wdym 🤡

day 11: « No good friends. No bad friends. Only people you want, need to be with; people who build their houses in your heart. » EDDIE MY SWEET BOY 😖❤️

i loved how fast was the beginning but now it’s starting to be a lot of world building only

"What is it about you Americans and inventing stories in your head?" Aai says. "My country wasn't as backward as yours. Women could get abortions in India without any fuss if they wanted to. But I didn't want one. I wanted you. This is ridiculous." She pulls some Tupperware out of her purse. "You clearly haven't been eating. Here."

bahaha her mom is iconic

ouch this is so heavy but i’m liking it a lot!!

i’m very frustrated that i’m not loving it 🥲

day 10: « she's only eating me because she loves me » if that’s not a summary of eddie and his mom relationship 😮‍💨
yes we got « they’re gazebos » but i wish they could’ve kept the seriousness of this scene in the movie. his confrontation of his mother Münchausen syndrome is so important for eddie’s character development.

« "I almost do," he says.
"You almost do what?"
"Trust you. I almost trust you."
And then he leans in and presses a kiss to my cheekbone.
I don't move. I don't breathe.
"Come back sometime," he says, before he pulls away. I can feel his lips moving right against the edge of my jaw. »

wbxbjdksk i’m suddenly 14yo again

« It's just that looking at him struck a match inside me, and now I'm burning. » girl same

caleb’s a coward in every universe 😂

THE FERRIS WHEEL SCENE 😭😭😭

we’re already in uncharted territory 👁️👄👁️