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lfg baby, perfect time to read this one

this has all of the ingredients of something i’d enjoy and yet…

and we're... piercing nipples whilst fucking, why?

they both use aluminum free deodorant, i'm calling the cops

he looks like Prince Eric

WITH A LIP RING. this is giving me flashbacks to those fucking edits of disney princes/princesses with like gauges and tattoos i'm dead hahah

meghan quinn has the most batshit insane plot lines but somehow it works

i am SO glad these books exist because so many love them. but i am not one of those people 🫣

i’m mildly scandalized 🤪

all i want for my birthday are diamonds & ali hazelwood rereads

ali hazelwood, queen of edging that you are

so we know that the dudes have inflatable wieners… do the lady wolves have specialized hallways? trap doors maybe or like teeth down there??

feel like i’ve been listening to this for 15 years

people we meet on vacation in a slightly different font.. maybe just italicized

surprised this is the first time i’ve heard “you may proceed” during sex

fascinating how much bush culture has changed in the past 10 years

so this is if Peaky Blinders, YA dystopian, and Disney's Holes had a baby

"you want me to punish you?" YES PLEASE

lmao the way he's standing on business & calling out the heroine

is it perhaps morally suspect to publish Hozier fanfic? yeah.

the audiobook sex scenes with the irish accented narration tho? making it hard to know how to rate this one.

why does it sound like Mushu is narrated by Awkwafina

sorry but Tressa Fay is a stupid as fuck name and having to listen to it said OVER AND OVER listening to the audiobook is painful

"gonna eat you from the front to the back"

i know it's the wrong direction but i thought of corn on the cob

chicken shop date but hot dogs. and instead of a celeb, she’s interviewing her ex who couldn’t make her cum in college (who is now an anti toxic masculinity podcaster lmao)

this is going to be messy 😍

oh my god it's an MLM romance and i don't mean man loving man. maybe there is such thing as a unique plot line hahah

"that's the labia minora"

it's too early in the book for all that

not her tight rosebud

yes i've read all of these individually & added them to my shelves. but i wanted to reread, checked out the collection from my library, and now there won't be a single book in ali's backlist on goodreads i haven't put on my read shelf. huzzah.

pacing of this is bizarre but it’s fun enough so i’ll stick with it…