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My mama hates you, she likes everyone!

I DESTROYED Papa Dick at chess. It was awesome. I had my rook behind his king so he was in check and then he took one of my pawns as his escaping move. Checkmate!

Chess is fun. You should play me. I will teach you how.

Read this page with Anja.

Go 2 simonabraham500.wixsite.com/simonsite

I hate Trump. He needs 2 be arrested. I wanted 2 cry when he was elected 2 be the prez.

I got you where I want you. Now I'm gonna eat you.

So, what should we do about getting rid of abacus?

Lilt what does this mean?:
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Dr. Apocalypse will see you now!

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Why are you so mean, Lily? You don't have to call me stupid for no reason. I'm not stupid.

by the way simon ur stupid

lol. i can delete it.

i actually do read on my kindle. and if i tell on you for saying all those things about me your kindle will be confiscated. also i have the proof

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Or just miffed:
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Another version:
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\___/ Crazy Character says " Simon is an artistic genius!" Who doesn't think that Simon is an artistic genius? And I bet Lily can't make crzy character!

Loser. What a loser. How come u never read on ur kindle? Idiot. Man, this is fun! Oh, ninny! Its "insulting" and its fun 2 say! Ninnyninnyninnyninnyninnyninnyninny. N. i. n-n.y.

Location 139 says "I call this one: 'I've got a nut in my butt blues.'"

Come home. Then I can haunt you forever. I will control you. I am the voice inside you. You just can't resist. Now clomb up the roof. Dance like a crazy chicken. Then jump. Jump. It won't hurt. Go on. Jump. If you don't jump, then well... There will be consequenses. Painful consequenses. Deadly consequenses.

This book is good. Lots of frights. I'm gonna share a quote next.

I didn't get to elbow you today. Can I do it on Saturday? Then I can give you Saturday's daily elbow. Thanks for your undserstanding. From, Your Worst Nightmare!

Hi Lily the idiot. Did you like your elbow to the guts at school today? I hope you did. I'll give you a better one on Friday if you liked it or didn't like it. Mwahahahahahahahaha! Heeheeheeheeheehee!Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Look, what I mean to say is "lol loser". Prepare your guts!

this book ius awesome- lily

The Lemonade War is really good.