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“Did... did you just rip your dick off and throw it at me?” “I’m going to do it again if you don’t let me in.”

Curse Hermes and his multivitamins!

as something of a local to this book’s [mostly but apparently not entirely fictional] setting, I would not have expected Agassiz of all places to get name dropped 🤣😅

“I can wait, we have all the time in the world” 😭💔

Samantha is 😂🤣👌

oops (I told myself I’d at least wait until September before *starting* this but here we are 🤣🙈)

“It’s lychee juice with ginger” 🤣😱🔥

“Dare to believe the world can be better than this, that would be the true manifestation of collective human interest. A society that takes care of its own does not produce children who grow up dreaming of burning it down” 💥