But Johnnie was more hilarious. Always in a hat worthy of sub-zero Canada. Always bragging about his sourdough. Always an hour away from an ice plunge. Always considering how to increase longevity. For what? To be deeply boring for a bit longer? It was an odd goal in Sarah's eyes. Longevity seemed pointless when you were as tedious as Johnnie. Worse still: it was rude.
— Jun 18, 2026 11:29PM
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