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But Johnnie was more hilarious. Always in a hat worthy of sub-zero Canada. Always bragging about his sourdough. Always an hour away from an ice plunge. Always considering how to increase longevity. For what? To be deeply boring for a bit longer? It was an odd goal in Sarah's eyes. Longevity seemed pointless when you were as tedious as Johnnie. Worse still: it was rude.
— Jun 18, 2026 11:29PM
Oprah, Iris Apfel, Olivia Colman, Joni Mitchell, Sandra Oh, Janis Joplin, Fran Lebowitz...
'Now,' said Ginny, like the magician she was, 'what do we notcie about these lists?'
'Our handwriting's appalling. We should have written them before we had six glasses of wine.'
Ginny shook her head. Ginny was luscious. Sarah didn't use that word often, but she was. 'None of these women are traditionally pretty and thin,' Ginny said. 'They are characterful, complex, wise, accomplished and compelling. They are engaged and deep.'