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Upclosenooneisnormal is 48% done with Kiss of the Basilisk (Split or Swallow, #1)
Man, when you think this can't get crazier, it sure does
Aug 03, 2026 12:18PM Add a comment
Kiss of the Basilisk (Split or Swallow, #1)

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Upclosenooneisnormal is 22% done with Variation
This is walking dangerously close to miscommunication trope. Hope I'm mistaken.
Jul 29, 2026 03:32AM Add a comment
Variation

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Upclosenooneisnormal is 88% done with Project Hail Mary
I was starting to think the "fist me" was only a movie thing. Glad to hear it isn't 🤣

(and boy does that sound weird out of context 🤣)
Jul 23, 2026 11:06AM Add a comment
Project Hail Mary

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Upclosenooneisnormal is 43% done with Project Hail Mary
"Humans are unusual" You're right about that, buddy 🤣
Jul 09, 2026 12:22PM Add a comment
Project Hail Mary

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Upclosenooneisnormal is 34% done with Project Hail Mary
"Knock, knock, knock"

Eeeeeekkkkk 🤩🤩🤩
Jul 08, 2026 11:08AM Add a comment
Project Hail Mary

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Upclosenooneisnormal is 24% done with Project Hail Mary
"Holy fucking shit!!!"
Yep, that would be thing that would get anyone to cuss 🤣
Jul 07, 2026 11:03AM Add a comment
Project Hail Mary

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Upclosenooneisnormal is 19% done with Project Hail Mary
This book is such a great example of how wonderful it is to listen to people talk about something they're genuinely passionate about. I mean, I understand approximately 0.000135% of the maths and science, but Grace is so enthusiastic about it that it's an absolute delight to read.

Also, the lack of proper cussing (along with some of Grace's other teacher habits) is so fucking endearing and it always cracks me up.
Jul 05, 2026 10:23AM Add a comment
Project Hail Mary

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Upclosenooneisnormal is 12% done with Project Hail Mary
"I penetrated the outer cell membrane with a nanosyringe."
"You poked it with a stick?"
"No!" I said. "Well. Yes. But it was a scientific poke with a very scientific stick.

Loving the nerd humour in this book 🤣
Jul 03, 2026 12:49AM Add a comment
Project Hail Mary

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Upclosenooneisnormal is on page 10 of 416 of The Bones Beneath My Skin
"Kindness. Sometimes people need it, even if they don't know how to ask for it" 🥹
Jun 27, 2026 04:42AM Add a comment
The Bones Beneath My Skin

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Upclosenooneisnormal is 79% done with A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)
This book can't be good for my sanity. Then again, it might be exactly what I need.

I go brawling my eyes out one second and laughing my ass off the next. It can go from heartfelt and wholesome in an instant to absolutely insane and hilarious a few sentences after...

Have I told you lately how much I LOVE THIS FUCKING SERIES?!?!!!?!
Jun 24, 2026 04:03AM Add a comment
A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)

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Upclosenooneisnormal is 58% done with A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)
Man, these Book of Doom entries are getting to me. HARD.
I was a sobbing mess listening to the one in chapter 62.
Jun 20, 2026 01:39PM Add a comment
A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)

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Upclosenooneisnormal is 53% done with A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)
I might not have been listening to audiobooks for all that long, but I’m pretty sure Chapter 57 is the pinnacle of audiobook narration. (Can we even call it just narration anymore?)

Peak performance by Jeff Hays. Absolutely fucking brilliant.

My jaw was dragging farther across the floor than Dong Quixote’s spunky sock.
Jun 19, 2026 12:59AM Add a comment
A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)

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Upclosenooneisnormal is on page 359 of 512 of Father Material (London Calling, #3)
The continuous Ed Sheeran bashing in this book is sending me 🤣🤣🤣 (and I even kinda like Ed Sheeran)
Jun 11, 2026 05:35AM Add a comment
Father Material (London Calling, #3)

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Upclosenooneisnormal is on page 69 of 512 of Father Material (London Calling, #3)
The characters' development in this series is beautiful to watch. I love them more and more each page.
Jun 11, 2026 01:11AM Add a comment
Father Material (London Calling, #3)

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Upclosenooneisnormal is on page 138 of 423 of Husband Material (London Calling, #2)
I love when Mean Oliver comes out and play for a litte bit 😁
Jun 01, 2026 08:44AM Add a comment
Husband Material (London Calling, #2)

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Upclosenooneisnormal is on page 386 of 425 of Boyfriend Material (London Calling, #1)
Chapter 48 isn't any bit less devastating on a reread. Even when you know what it's coming. Even when you know how it all ends

Oh Oliver... I want to hug you and smack you in the head at the same time.
May 30, 2026 01:31PM Add a comment
Boyfriend Material (London Calling, #1)

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Upclosenooneisnormal is on page 109 of 425 of Boyfriend Material (London Calling, #1)
Re-reading this one is bringing me so much joy. I am swooning and kicking my feet all over again.

Pairing the reread with the audiobook has also proven to be a very smart choice. It’s just making me fall even deeper in love with these characters.
May 28, 2026 02:27AM Add a comment
Boyfriend Material (London Calling, #1)

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Upclosenooneisnormal is on page 10 of 425 of Boyfriend Material (London Calling, #1)
- "You really own your illiteracy, don't you?"
- "Yeah, I'm thinking about moving to America and running for public office"
Sadly still a very pertinent joke, 6 years after release date.
May 27, 2026 12:36PM Add a comment
Boyfriend Material (London Calling, #1)

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Upclosenooneisnormal is on page 715 of 870 of This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)
That was TOO CLOSE for comfort!!!!!!! I DID NOT appreciate that!
May 22, 2026 10:03AM Add a comment
This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

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Upclosenooneisnormal is 73% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)
You know that part of the book when you KNOW something heartbreaking is about to happen so you just put the book down for a bit because you're not ready for it yet? Yeah 😬
May 17, 2026 06:16AM Add a comment
This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

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Upclosenooneisnormal is 70% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)
Jeff Hays is even flawless when cussing in Portuguese 🤣
May 15, 2026 07:36AM Add a comment
This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

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Upclosenooneisnormal is on page 519 of 870 of This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)
These hugs, man ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
May 13, 2026 01:45PM Add a comment
This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

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Upclosenooneisnormal is on page 217 of 870 of This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)
One minute something is happening that is keeping all your focus, the next you go "WTF?" Because something else happened but you have no idea how, and the next second "BAM!!" everything happens all at once and you feel more overloaded than the warlords menu.
My face has been stuck in a confused grimace for about 10 minutes, lool. I'm going to sue Matt Dinniman for the extra wrinkles 🤣
May 08, 2026 07:22AM Add a comment
This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

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Upclosenooneisnormal is on page 140 of 870 of This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)
YES!!!! Backup has arrived 🥹🥹🥹🥹
May 07, 2026 05:45AM Add a comment
This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

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Upclosenooneisnormal is starting Heated Rivalry (Game Changers, #2)
Ok, let's find out what the fuss is all about
May 02, 2026 05:23AM Add a comment
Heated Rivalry (Game Changers, #2)

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