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Upclosenooneisnormal
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I might not have been listening to audiobooks for all that long, but I’m pretty sure Chapter 57 is the pinnacle of audiobook narration. (Can we even call it just narration anymore?)
Peak performance by Jeff Hays. Absolutely fucking brilliant.
My jaw was dragging farther across the floor than Dong Quixote’s spunky sock.
— Jun 19, 2026 12:59AM
Peak performance by Jeff Hays. Absolutely fucking brilliant.
My jaw was dragging farther across the floor than Dong Quixote’s spunky sock.
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Upclosenooneisnormal
is 79% done
This book can't be good for my sanity. Then again, it might be exactly what I need.
I go brawling my eyes out one second and laughing my ass off the next. It can go from heartfelt and wholesome in an instant to absolutely insane and hilarious a few sentences after...
Have I told you lately how much I LOVE THIS FUCKING SERIES?!?!!!?!
— Jun 24, 2026 04:03AM
I go brawling my eyes out one second and laughing my ass off the next. It can go from heartfelt and wholesome in an instant to absolutely insane and hilarious a few sentences after...
Have I told you lately how much I LOVE THIS FUCKING SERIES?!?!!!?!
Upclosenooneisnormal
is 58% done
Man, these Book of Doom entries are getting to me. HARD.
I was a sobbing mess listening to the one in chapter 62.
— Jun 20, 2026 01:39PM
I was a sobbing mess listening to the one in chapter 62.

