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Please let me see my boy Loial again, RJ, it's been nearly two books now and I just want to listen to some tree talk

Pls Mr Jordan.... I beg you.... give me a POV of someone other than Rand, there's only so much a girl can suffer

Rassilon: ...the late Lady Romana
Romana: Quit telling people I'm dead
Rassilon: Sometimes I can still hear her voice

Y'all gotta stop namedropping Romana and the fact she's trapped alone in a pocket dimension for all eternity, my heart can't take it

Babe wake up new ninth doctor adventures just dropped

Yes I'm going through all the BF audios I've been hoarding don't @ me

If you don't call your best friend 'a sanctimonious pest' are you even best friends?

3.1 The Survivor - 4/5
3.2 The Coney Island Chameleon - 4/5

Don't @ me.

Debating listening to these last 4 hours at double speed so at least I can laugh when all of these women fight over Rand.

Yes yes more Liandrin and Morgase POV pls

Well I've just seen that Perrin and Faile and therefore Loial aren't in this one so WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER

Why did Robert Jordan insist on making Rand the protagonist when Perrin is LITERALLY RIGHT THERE AND TEN TIMES MORE INTERESTING

BELAAAAAAAAAAAAA ❤

When the main character has the absolute audacity to narrate a POV chapter :/

Loial is the sweetest 🥺🥺🥺

'Your friend,
DRACULA'

Anyone who signs their name in capitals is sus.

I'm confused and grossed out all at once

Mat and Rand Epic Road Trip, Part II: Electric Boogaloo

Robert Jordan, if I have to endure one more hour of fierce, intelligent women mooning over a man with all the charisma of old nail clippings, I swAN TO JOHN, I will hunt down your ghost and make you dictate a complete rewrite of this series via a spirit box

I can't believe I've missed these dumb dumb pretentious 90s fantasy idiots

Don't mind me, just sat here in shock with my hand over my mouth

Don't mind me, just sat here with my hand over my mouth feeling shooketh 👁👄👁

The narrator's voice for Gideon sounds so much like Sophie Aldred I keep expecting her to pull out a baseball bat and whack a Dalek

'Her beauty was what Elayne would have once she had ripened'

BLERGH does not do justice to the sound that just came out of my mouth, Robert pls don't talk about teenage girls like they're pieces of fruit

2 minutes of Rand's POV is 2 minutes too many