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Mat and Rand Epic Road Trip, Part II: Electric Boogaloo

— Mar 17, 2022 12:23AM

The Shadow Rising (The Wheel of Time, #4)

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Ellie is 95% done

Why did Robert Jordan insist on making Rand the protagonist when Perrin is LITERALLY RIGHT THERE AND TEN TIMES MORE INTERESTING

— May 20, 2022 01:53AM

Ellie is 80% done

BELAAAAAAAAAAAAA ❤

— May 15, 2022 02:03PM

Ellie is 60% done

When the main character has the absolute audacity to narrate a POV chapter :/

— May 11, 2022 02:20PM

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Loial is the sweetest 🥺🥺🥺

— May 07, 2022 05:38AM

Ellie is 15% done

Robert Jordan, if I have to endure one more hour of fierce, intelligent women mooning over a man with all the charisma of old nail clippings, I swAN TO JOHN, I will hunt down your ghost and make you dictate a complete rewrite of this series via a spirit box

— Mar 11, 2022 03:45AM

Ellie is starting

I can't believe I've missed these dumb dumb pretentious 90s fantasy idiots

— Feb 16, 2022 12:16AM