Ellie’s Reviews > The Shadow Rising > Status Update
Ellie
is 15% done
Robert Jordan, if I have to endure one more hour of fierce, intelligent women mooning over a man with all the charisma of old nail clippings, I swAN TO JOHN, I will hunt down your ghost and make you dictate a complete rewrite of this series via a spirit box
— Mar 11, 2022 03:45AM
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Ellie
is 95% done
Why did Robert Jordan insist on making Rand the protagonist when Perrin is LITERALLY RIGHT THERE AND TEN TIMES MORE INTERESTING
— May 20, 2022 01:53AM
Ellie
is 60% done
When the main character has the absolute audacity to narrate a POV chapter :/
— May 11, 2022 02:20PM
Ellie
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I can't believe I've missed these dumb dumb pretentious 90s fantasy idiots
— Feb 16, 2022 12:16AM



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