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Reading this in Tim Hortons like god intended

I knew Ram had bad reviews when it came out but it's another thing to hear some of the reports in this book. 15 year old me remains correct and the reviewer from Rolling Stone cannot be trusted.

Already tempted to tag this on my "true story" and/or "horror/thriller" shelf 🥲

I'm good with the triple haunting but you lost me at the librarian giving away a patron's personal information to some random lady.

They weren't kidding about the horror, jeez.

When I catch you, Spotify. Spotify, when I catch you 👊 did anyone else know Spotify limits the number of audiobook hours you can listen to in a month? Because I didn't so I can't finish the last 27 minutes of this book until January unless I pay $12. 🔪🔪🔪

The narrator attempting a Boston accent for the mc dude makes me want to take an ice pick to my eardrum

This is a super minute detail in the grand scheme, but it's driving me nuts that the MC is weekending in the Finger Lakes and talking about looking out across "the lake" as if there aren't 11 lakes in that region? Girl narrow it down, give me more of a sense of place! I want to know which one!

How on earth was there a Taylor Swift reference in this Deadpool comic I'm genuinely being followed

I cannot escape books with Taylor Swift references 🙃