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Joan is on page 164 of 288 of The Magicians of Caprona (Chrestomanci, #4)
Well that got very dark very suddenly
Aug 04, 2025 08:59PM Add a comment
The Magicians of Caprona (Chrestomanci, #4)

Joan
Joan is on page 172 of 230 of Tales of Ancient Egypt (Puffin Classics)
Literally the moral of the story “The Peasant and the Workman” is that sucking up will get you everywhere in life
Jul 02, 2025 07:15PM Add a comment
Tales of Ancient Egypt (Puffin Classics)

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Joan is on page 78 of 202 of The Unicorn Treasury: Stories, Poems, and Unicorn Lore
I just…I just love unicorns don’t even get me started
Jun 24, 2025 09:21PM Add a comment
The Unicorn Treasury: Stories, Poems, and Unicorn Lore

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Joan is on page 105 of 288 of The AI Con: How to Fight Big Tech's Hype and Create the Future We Want
“The problem with AI is the people who use AI…these are people who think their “ideas” are more important than the actual craft of writing, so they churn out all these “ideas” and enter their idea prompts and think the output is a story. But they never bothered to learn the craft of writing. Most of them don’t even read recreationally.” (Quoting Julie Ann Dawson)
Jun 17, 2025 09:27PM Add a comment
The AI Con: How to Fight Big Tech's Hype and Create the Future We Want

Joan
Joan is on page 52 of 288 of The AI Con: How to Fight Big Tech's Hype and Create the Future We Want
“If they couldn’t be bothered to write this, why should we be bothered to read it?”
Jun 11, 2025 01:23PM Add a comment
The AI Con: How to Fight Big Tech's Hype and Create the Future We Want

Joan
Joan is finished with Celtic Mythology (Library of the World's Myths & Legends) by Proinsias Mac Cana (1996-04-15)
“…they represent the mere debris of a tradition recast in a loose narrative framework by a talented author who was less interested in preserving sources than in producing an effective piece of literature.” Damn it’s only page 16 and this dude is already coming for the Mabinogi
Mar 01, 2025 06:23AM Add a comment
Celtic Mythology (Library of the World's Myths & Legends) by Proinsias Mac Cana (1996-04-15)

Joan
Joan is on page 258 of 430 of Blood Over Bright Haven
“She wouldn’t use God to ease her guilt when reason screamed otherwise.”
Feb 25, 2025 04:59AM Add a comment
Blood Over Bright Haven

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Joan is on page 184 of 430 of Blood Over Bright Haven
This book is gooood
Feb 22, 2025 06:33AM Add a comment
Blood Over Bright Haven

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Joan is on page 264 of 406 of Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (The Wicked Years, #1)
By this point the story has gotten very boring and I can’t believe I still have over 100 pages left…
Jan 27, 2025 03:28AM Add a comment
Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (The Wicked Years, #1)

Joan
Joan is on page 198 of 406 of Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (The Wicked Years, #1)
“The wickedness of men is that their power breeds stupidity and blindness.”
Jan 26, 2025 03:50AM Add a comment
Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (The Wicked Years, #1)

Joan
Joan is on page 273 of 294 of The Last Unicorn (The Last Unicorn, #1)
This line seems pretty relevant: “…the unicorns have returned—the unicorns, that you saw the Red Bull hunting and pretended not to see…It is your greed and your fear that have destroyed you.” …”It all seems a bit unfair…What could have been done to save the unicorns? We were afraid of the Red Bull, What could we have done?” …”One word might have been enough. You’ll never know now.”
Jan 19, 2025 05:21PM Add a comment
The Last Unicorn (The Last Unicorn, #1)

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Joan is on page 273 of 294 of The Last Unicorn (The Last Unicorn, #1)
“The magic lifted her as gently as though she were a note of music and it were singing her.”
Jan 19, 2025 06:07AM Add a comment
The Last Unicorn (The Last Unicorn, #1)

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Joan is on page 211 of 294 of The Last Unicorn (The Last Unicorn, #1)
“I would enter your sleep if I could, and guard you there, and slay the thing that hounds you, as I would if it had the courage to face me in fair daylight. But I cannot come in unless you dream of me.” Prince Lír, a true himbo
Jan 18, 2025 04:03AM Add a comment
The Last Unicorn (The Last Unicorn, #1)

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Joan is on page 107 of 294 of The Last Unicorn (The Last Unicorn, #1)
Okay granted it’s been a long time since I last read this but how did I never notice this “taste for mongrel” line…is that supposed to mean that Schmendrick is eating gaegogi?! Egad
Jan 16, 2025 04:37AM Add a comment
The Last Unicorn (The Last Unicorn, #1)

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Joan is on page 128 of 540 of Jade City (The Green Bone Saga, #1)
I feel like I’m reading a textbook. So much political info-dumping.
Apr 30, 2024 07:39PM Add a comment
Jade City (The Green Bone Saga, #1)

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Joan is on page 28 of 125 of Gentle Places and Simple Things: Irish Customs and Beliefs
The buaile houses are sounding a lot like hobbit houses tbh
Feb 27, 2024 05:57AM Add a comment
Gentle Places and Simple Things: Irish Customs and Beliefs

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Joan is on page 20 of 125 of Gentle Places and Simple Things: Irish Customs and Beliefs
“What form of communication will be used by our children we can guess at—maybe some form of portable dial two-way radio with a television-window, small enough to be carried in the pocket, on which they can see and speak to friends at any time.” The author wrote that in the early 1960s. It’s so fascinating to read people’s guesses of the future that ended up coming true.
Feb 25, 2024 05:14AM Add a comment
Gentle Places and Simple Things: Irish Customs and Beliefs

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Joan is 81% done with Mortal Follies (The Mortal Follies, #1)
I just want this to be over but it keeps going on and on
Jan 24, 2024 06:25AM Add a comment
Mortal Follies (The Mortal Follies, #1)

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Joan is 45% done with The 272: The Families Who Were Enslaved and Sold to Build the American Catholic Church
The cognitive dissonance of the Jesuit slave-owners trying to act all righteous by insisting on ONLY selling their slaves to fellow Catholics so that the enslaved people can continue to “practice their faith” while simultaneously breaking families apart and treating human beings like dirt is both infuriating and somehow unsurprising.
Jan 10, 2024 02:35AM Add a comment
The 272: The Families Who Were Enslaved and Sold to Build the American Catholic Church

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Joan is on page 100 of 175 of The Girl Who Reads on the Métro
100 pages in and still not entirely sure who these people are or what exactly is going on
Dec 28, 2023 06:37AM Add a comment
The Girl Who Reads on the Métro

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Joan is on page 22 of 184 of A Christmas Carol
“There’s more of gravy than grave about you!” Noting this down as a sick burn to give any ghosts that decide to visit me this Christmas
Dec 16, 2023 09:24PM Add a comment
A Christmas Carol

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Joan is on page 210 of 480 of A College of Magics (A College of Magics, #1)
This book is such a chore. If it doesn’t pick up soon I’m dnfing
Oct 05, 2023 07:53AM Add a comment
A College of Magics (A College of Magics, #1)

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Joan is 90% done with Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)
Take a shot every time someone “chuffs.”
Jul 17, 2023 02:12AM Add a comment
Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)

Joan
Joan is 14% done with Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)
So far this feels like Dauntless (from Divergent) with dragons. Haha
Jul 11, 2023 06:32AM 2 comments
Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)

Joan
Joan is on page 91 of 232 of Hog's Head Conversations: Essays on Harry Potter, Volume 1
‘In a July 7, 2000 interview, Rowling admits “bigotry is probably the thing I detest the most. All forms of intolerance….”’ Well that didn’t age well.
Feb 13, 2023 05:12AM Add a comment
Hog's Head Conversations: Essays on Harry Potter, Volume 1

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Joan is on page 246 of 290 of Rules for Visiting
“These were my people, but I still wanted them to go away.”
Painfully relatable.
Dec 15, 2022 06:32PM Add a comment
Rules for Visiting

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Joan is on page 166 of 276 of The Dirty Life: On Farming, Food, and Love
Can she stop making weird comments about “third-world” countries?
Dec 01, 2022 08:14PM Add a comment
The Dirty Life: On Farming, Food, and Love

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