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This is fucking traumatising

Machine bad
Man good

I forgot how nuts this story is

Really enjoying this, but also, men are trash x

Ok Fitz buddy this is getting a little out of hand

My mind is racing to figure out what next unfortunate thing will render Fitz depressed

Ok now we’re getting somewhere

Whence comes the fool and why?

Can’t believe how slow this started, and now it’s basically Brandon giving us a ridiculously detailed view of the wider cosmere lore and how everything fits together. Nuts that this isn’t more spoken about in fantasy circles lol.

Oh Fitz, this is all gonna turn to utter shit mate

Fitz how do you keep getting into these situations my boy

Not quite sure how I feel about this one. Did Dusk really need a longer story? Seems a bit overwritten. 😬

God I love Fitz the little depressed bastard

End of Assassin’s Apprentice: Well, that was harrowing but surely it can’t get much worse

Me after chapter 1 of Royal Assassin: Jesus Fucking Christ

Just finished the prologue and it’s such a stark comparison to my recent DNF and an example of trust your gut and don’t feel bad for not finishing a book that doesn’t stand up to your expectations.

Hobb is a wordsmith.

Please tell me this gets better

The conversation between Sam Vimes and Moist von Lipwig is perhaps my favourite exchange in the entirety of the Discworld

Oh I do not think I’m enjoying this at all

Surprisingly good little read this

This is a bit steamy 🥵

Wren seems roguishly charming

I am obscenely invested in a private investigator raccoon and a super intelligent scientist mouse (called Doctor Meece)

The Ghost Woods.

Also known as: Why Mushrooms Aren’t Fun Guys

Ok this is not as cutesy as the blurb would have you believe god damn

Anti mushroom propaganda

I can’t stop reading this in a noir New York old timey accent in my head

🙄 well nobody could have seen that coming

Regal is a bit of a tosser isn’t he

Of all the things in this book so far, I think having an ear pierced against your will is perhaps the most jarring

Move over Kaladin, I’ve got a new favourite depressed fantasy protagonist