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He doesn’t half write like his dad. This is like a mash up of IT and The Stand, with a bit of Red Dragon thrown in for good measure

Why am I empathising with characters I hate. Robin Hobb what are you doing to me

Perseus you fucking trash man

This is eye opening to things I experienced, or didn’t, as a kid

None of this is going to end well

Zeus: the Andrew Tate of the Pantheon

Kyle haven you fuckin scumbag

To say how many people want to be pirates and sailors in this, it seems like the least sexy lifestyle possible

Rotten apple Malta didn’t fall far from the rotten daddy tree did she

New antagonist unlocked: broccoli

Do I hate Kennit or not

Kyle Haven how is it possible I hate you more than Regal Farseer?

Insert Ralph Wiggum meme: haha I’m in danger

I fear I am beginning to connect the Farseer / Liveship dots and know where this inevitable story is leading

I foresee bad times ahead

God I love pirate stories

This is hella fucked up

Ah yes Mrs Hobb welcome back to ripping my heart out of my chest

This is basically a 500 page piece of propaganda about how dangerous gingers are

End of chapter one and I’m already hooked

Really enjoying the stories within stories within stories

This is like if The Invisible Life of Addie La Rue was good

This is loneliness manifest

Haven’t read a good bit of dystopian contemporary literature in ages

This is so stupid but hilarious

Esme seems like a bit of a disaster waiting to happen, poor woman