Status Update

Alex Jackson is 95% done

None of this is going to end well

— 2 hours, 37 min ago

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Alex Jackson is on page 725 of 880

Kyle haven you fuckin scumbag

— Oct 26, 2026 03:17PM

Alex Jackson is on page 668 of 880

To say how many people want to be pirates and sailors in this, it seems like the least sexy lifestyle possible

— Oct 25, 2026 02:31PM

Alex Jackson is on page 555 of 880

Rotten apple Malta didn’t fall far from the rotten daddy tree did she

— Oct 24, 2026 02:25PM

Alex Jackson is on page 466 of 880

Do I hate Kennit or not

— Oct 23, 2026 02:14PM

Alex Jackson is on page 375 of 880

Kyle Haven how is it possible I hate you more than Regal Farseer?

— Oct 22, 2026 02:07PM

Alex Jackson is on page 340 of 880

Insert Ralph Wiggum meme: haha I’m in danger

— Oct 20, 2026 02:00PM

Alex Jackson is on page 240 of 880

I fear I am beginning to connect the Farseer / Liveship dots and know where this inevitable story is leading

— Oct 19, 2026 02:45PM

Alex Jackson is on page 192 of 880

I foresee bad times ahead

— Oct 18, 2026 01:16PM

Alex Jackson is on page 125 of 880

God I love pirate stories

— Oct 17, 2026 02:16PM

Alex Jackson is on page 72 of 880

Ah yes Mrs Hobb welcome back to ripping my heart out of my chest

— Oct 15, 2026 02:27PM

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