Alex Jackson’s Reviews > Ship of Magic > Status Update

None of this is going to end well

To say how many people want to be pirates and sailors in this, it seems like the least sexy lifestyle possible

Rotten apple Malta didn’t fall far from the rotten daddy tree did she

Do I hate Kennit or not

Kyle Haven how is it possible I hate you more than Regal Farseer?

Insert Ralph Wiggum meme: haha I’m in danger

I fear I am beginning to connect the Farseer / Liveship dots and know where this inevitable story is leading

I foresee bad times ahead

God I love pirate stories

Ah yes Mrs Hobb welcome back to ripping my heart out of my chest