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i’m not reading this but bf is:
“they act like they can’t communicate like you guys have each other’s phone numbers … like what”
“oh she’s mad at me for giving an interview… like girl they just lost a game. be mad at that”
“they’re over here dry humping in the gym. y’all grown”
“they traded away a player because he tried to fuck reese and the guy got jealous. like you’re a manager”

i feel like every trope is thrown into this book but lowkey i have no complaints sooo

walking on the treadmill while reading this felt like i was in the dang woods with them 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️

another almost famous reference. definitely watching it tomorrow 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

almost famous was quoted and i’m itching to watch

this update has nothing to do with the book but i just realized there are republicans on goodreads……. its a scary world out there. stay safe y’all………………..

just match about 80 brown butter chocolate chip cookies for my students and ate 7 on the couch with michael

forcing myself to take a break so i can clean my apt & do my lesson plans for the week

finally!!!!! the one good book i get to read with the kids!!!!!!!!!!!

read this on my flight to portugal and then promptly
passed out!!

one of my students said “this fuckass book” when they saw it on their desks yesterday 😭😭😭😭😭‌ it’s okay guys i wish i was teaching something else too

(currently reading this in class. i don’t want to talk about how im being forced to make my students hate reading)