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Need a palate cleanser so going with some weird gay shit. A little scared by the low star reviews but we shall see

Oh my god it's hitting so hard I'm nauseous

I regret my life choices I'm already crying and I'm not even to the real sad parts

Rereading this because I need to feel something

Stop with the lip biting, the "blue blue eyes," and the stupidity of these characters!!! The man character calls mascara "some of that black stuff on her eyelashes" which "made her blue blue eyes pop." That's so stupid. He doesn't know what mascara is?!?!?!? I know he's living in Wyoming and is just a dumb cowboy but come ON!!!

Okay I'm starting a petition for everyone to STOP wtiting thrillers where the main character is a "not like other girls" girl who is obsessively attracted to the first "gorgeous god-chiseled man" she meets and continuously describes his abs, pecs, etc.! Please I cannot handle this anymore!!! I am going to keep reading this one but can't stay silent on this issue anymore!

Okay so it's been like six years since I've read these and I used to be a Snape apologist at the end of the series (as we were all expected to be, considering Harry names his kid ALBUS SEVERUS and all) but I might be rethinking it this time around... more to come on that

Okay so this narrator just talked about "a little peek of chest hair" that she had to look away from because "men are something she doesn't know how to navigate" and is now talking about her weird sex life and how horny she is. This is such a bizarre book

So far, I am getting very annoyed at this book. This narrator will not stop talking about how various men are "so handsome" and the writing is very repetitive and tacky. I will hold out judgment until the end of course though!

This book is so weird so far I really don't know what's happening... but I don't mind it!