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situationship so bad she has to pray

Is that Troy Bolton singing 'Bet on it'?

Mr Hale is an awful person omg

Why does Victoria Schwab always take the easiest most convenient route?

Feels like I just read a 250 page prologue that could have been reduced to 20 pages max.

'I shall seclude myself and live the virtuous life of a scholarly hermit.'
Same bitch

"I'd rather you didn't go to Seatlle by yourself." "I'd rather you stayed near me."
Red flags everywhere

At this point Bella obviously suspects that Edward is a vampire, but I feel like if he turned out to be a serial killer she would be okay with that as well.

"Only you could get into trouble in a town this small."
Bella was followed by two men and almost assaulted but the way Edward phrases this makes it seem as if it's her fault?

She has been in Forks for multiple weeks but now is the first time she opens the window in her room?

' "Let go!" I insisted. He ignored me.'
This is so much worse than I remember.

I love how she's like "put me down" ans he's ... just not doing it??? You can't just pick people up and carry them around wtf why did anyone think that was romantic??

'He grabbed Mike's hand and jabbed the spike into the tip of Mike's middle finger.' That is definitely against the school policy

Bella is the kind of person who would make a TikTok about how much she loves Ted Bundy

Edward: 'I always say too much when I'm talking to you'
Bella: 'Don't worry - I don't understand any of it'

First of all, you talked to each other twice and those were hardly proper conversations and secondly, do you really want to date Bella after she just said this?

'I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.' Me coming out of the closet

This bitch is not eating lunch because she lost her appetite when Edward wasn't in the cafeteria.
Why the fuck did we all read this back in the day without realizing how toxic this relationship is??

'I couldn't allow him to have this level of influence over me.' She really should have listened to her own advice

' "Hello, Edward," I said pleasantly, to show him I was going to behave myself.' Wow, that's toxic. None of you owe each other anything so just let it be and move on.

'I still was angry that he wouldn't trust me with the truth.' He doesn't owe you shit though

'No one else was as aware of Edward as I always was. No one else watched him the way I did."
Bitch, you're just horny.

'He was obviously wondering if I was mentally competent.' Same here bitch

Why did she move so suddenly? Couldn't she have moved a few weeks before school started?

La Push, baby

Candy Crush

I don't like it

What's the point of a doctor if he's just like "yeah you're probably alright after fainting and falling to the floor and getting a fever which really isn't normal but I'm not even going to acknowledge that. If you feel bad, walk down all the stairs of this house because you live in the attic and maybe you'll find someone to talk to before you faint again and die."

Sure, 10000 £ sounds good if you're a child with no taxes and rent to pay but it really wouldn't save her from bankruptcy in the long run. And why is she so happy about inheriting the house? There's no radiator and only one bathroom. She would have to put way more than a few thousand £ into it to make it livable.