Annika’s Reviews > Twilight > Status Update

At this point Bella obviously suspects that Edward is a vampire, but I feel like if he turned out to be a serial killer she would be okay with that as well.

"Only you could get into trouble in a town this small."
Bella was followed by two men and almost assaulted but the way Edward phrases this makes it seem as if it's her fault?

She has been in Forks for multiple weeks but now is the first time she opens the window in her room?

' "Let go!" I insisted. He ignored me.'
This is so much worse than I remember.

I love how she's like "put me down" ans he's ... just not doing it??? You can't just pick people up and carry them around wtf why did anyone think that was romantic??

'He grabbed Mike's hand and jabbed the spike into the tip of Mike's middle finger.' That is definitely against the school policy

Bella is the kind of person who would make a TikTok about how much she loves Ted Bundy

Edward: 'I always say too much when I'm talking to you'
Bella: 'Don't worry - I don't understand any of it'

First of all, you talked to each other twice and those were hardly proper conversations and secondly, do you really want to date Bella after she just said this?

'I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.' Me coming out of the closet

This bitch is not eating lunch because she lost her appetite when Edward wasn't in the cafeteria.
Why the fuck did we all read this back in the day without realizing how toxic this relationship is??