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Oh no not a repeated intro for the piano! Maybe sober joe forgot she already mused about it while she was drunk a few chapters back

I really hope this truth serum portion of the evening has a lasting point.

This book is silly in a lot of areas but the fact that she is stopping at stop lights and obeying the speed limit when we havent seen any other human characters in this area AND during a zombie outbreak is a bit too much for me. What are you doing girl?! Drive! You got places to be! Shit to do! Zombies to kill!

Whats with authors now having their main characters meet and be together for a day and a half and then kissing or having sex at the 30% mark?

Viola just said she would work for Xander if she can prove its safe for her to work near Boudicca…doesnt she mean Iggy? Since she doesnt know they are the same?

The problem ive been having with more recent books is the repetition. This book likes to repeatedly tell us about the dust motes that dance around in the light. And Viola just wondered what wouldve happened if she met Boudicca a month sooner. Twice. In three sentences.

if this guys deep dark blackmail-able secret is that hes bisexual im gonna scream. its 2025. theres gotta be something else

“His eyebrows narrow” what does that meaaannn???

My main gripe with this book so far has been how repetitive it is, but we had this same conversation about religion, like almost word for word in the beginning of the story???

I get ryan being weird about his height, but dudes almost 7ft tall. PEOPLE ARENT ALMOST 7FT TALL USUALLY. OF COURSE YOUR HIGHT WILL BE MENTIONED BY PEOPLE JUST MEETING YOU. If he was normal really tall then id get being that annoyed by comments. My husband is 6’4” and gets basketball comments. RYAN IS 6’7” THATS TALL AF

Ryan saying, to himself no prompting, that he would give up bacon for josie out of respect for the fact that shes jewish, is so weird to me considering that fact that shes jewish hasnt really been a thing story wise? Like its brought up randomly like a reminder that “btw! Our fmc is jewish!” But i dont think its ever come up as an important fact yet? Idk.

Romance authors need to stop saying that the MMCs dick gets hard at every little thing the FMC does or wears. Why cant they get butterflies or something? You sound like a dick who is thinking with their dick

Oh noooo barely at the start and someone has already used the term “unalive”. Kill me.

Cozy fantasies these days are either STRESSFUL with an undertone of cozy or boring. This ones boring so far.

Im sorry but i cant tell if the author plays dnd or just has a working understanding. You would let your players know that they can die! It shouldnt come as a shock! And also the reaction is so funny, there are ways to bring them back but i guess i get being attached to a character. Even when im just as excited to make a new one if one dies 🤷‍♀️

Ok. I know Eva has to work on her own shit and whatever AND I KNOW REILLYS SAD LIFE STORY. But i feel like even though you were at rock bottom you cant waltz back into someones life and tell them your sorry and then get mad when they dont want anything to do with you? Yeah you are in a better place now but shouldnt the knight of destroying toxic masculinity understand NO MEANS NO???

I think people forget that rom-com means ROMANTIC COMEDY. You can have angst but shit, theres nothing really funny happening here. Idk who to root for either cause i find Reilly insufferable and annoying and I GET HE HAS HIS OWN TRUAMA and what happened to his SUCKS but like. He still acts like a tool? Idk. Eva is also annoying and i wish she would quit her job 🤷‍♀️

Cooper isnt winning me over as the white knight against misogyny. Hes honestly coming off as a bit of a creep. Im sure hes has his reasons or whatever, but if it were me, id be giving him notes as they come. I kinda wish Eva was more put off by him instead of hanging on to the “oh no hes hot/one that got away”. She flip flops, but come on girl

I honestly dunno how theres still so much of this book left.

The unfortunate thing about this book is the extreme use of the R word. The 2010s certainly were a time.

Eeesh.

*spoiler* omg hes going to therapy.

So in the week that she thought logan broke up with her and she had become short staffed and so busy she was eating oreos to sustain herself, you expect me to believe that jeanie went “back on the pill”? Under what pretenses? Literally 5mins ago she was writing logan off that she never wanted to see him again/wasnt going to give him a 2nd chance and now shes “on the pill again”???

the problem with insta love is you also want me to believe these people have baggage. all baggage in insta love feels pointless when the characters holding it are willing to chuck it out the window cause the person they met yesterday is so beautiful and perfect. and then everything gets ruined cause god forbid a man goes to therapy.

The assumption that your going out after ONE date and her literally asking you if you want to be her bf, that “come on jennifer of course im already your boyfriend even though we literally did not communicate that to each other, GOSH your silly” i wish this man would fall in a hole. How is there still an hour and a half to this audio?

“I hope you find it romantic that im not saying i told you so right now” bitch but you did. You literally just said it. You couldve just smiled and said nothing. Wah wah “i feel inadequate so i treated all my gfs like shit and hoped they like me even though i gave them nothing” goood shut upppp

FOR SOMEONE TELLING A WOMAN TO STOP LIVING IN FANTASY BOOKS AND THAT THEIR IDEA OF ROMANCE IS GARBAGE, YOU ARE PRETTY INSECURE WHEN PUT UP AGAINST THOSE FANTASY BOOKS YOU PIECE OF SHIT. (As someone who reads fantasy and romance and smut and what not ITS NOT REALISTIC! ITS JUST FUN! FUCK YOU IDIOT)

I hate scott. Idk what they are going to do to make me like him. He is so full of himself and how “good his kiss was” how hes at this lecture at all. Hes being a total wad but covering it with flirting & i just want to kick him in the balls. Also hes acting like hes gods gift to jen and that theres no notes she could give him cause hes the best. Shut up. Nothing youve done makes me believe youre a “nice guy”

Yep, Scotts the worst. I would LOVE to know things from his pov cause right now im firmly in the “i dont care if hes hot, beat his ass!” Club. Heeelllll noooo for his creepiness. Fuck off. Jennifer! I know you dont think it but omg you can do better jfc