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Zombi
is 44% done
Romance authors need to stop saying that the MMCs dick gets hard at every little thing the FMC does or wears. Why cant they get butterflies or something? You sound like a dick who is thinking with their dick
— Dec 02, 2025 07:41AM
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Zombi
is 77% done
I get ryan being weird about his height, but dudes almost 7ft tall. PEOPLE ARENT ALMOST 7FT TALL USUALLY. OF COURSE YOUR HIGHT WILL BE MENTIONED BY PEOPLE JUST MEETING YOU. If he was normal really tall then id get being that annoyed by comments. My husband is 6’4” and gets basketball comments. RYAN IS 6’7” THATS TALL AF
— Dec 03, 2025 04:49AM
Zombi
is 76% done
Ryan saying, to himself no prompting, that he would give up bacon for josie out of respect for the fact that shes jewish, is so weird to me considering that fact that shes jewish hasnt really been a thing story wise? Like its brought up randomly like a reminder that “btw! Our fmc is jewish!” But i dont think its ever come up as an important fact yet? Idk.
— Dec 03, 2025 04:39AM
Zombi
is 11% done
Oh noooo barely at the start and someone has already used the term “unalive”. Kill me.
— Dec 02, 2025 03:25AM
