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"Sometimes I think this is as bad as the Speer Massacre," Kitay said cheerfully. "And then I think-nah. Nothing is as bad as the casual genocide of an entire race! But this is pretty bad." "Kitay, please shut up."

"A master leaving the grounds alone with a stu-dent. I wonder what they'll say." Jun narrowed his eyes.
"Probably that a master of his rank and standing could do much better than dicking around with female students," Jiang replied cheerfully, looking directly at Jun's apprentices. Kureel looked outraged.

"If this is some sort of first-year hazing thing, can I have permission to go back to bed?" asked Kitay. "Consider me bullied and intimidated, just let me sleep."

“You’d be a prick to if your family was both rich and attractive”

"No one," said Sarkis wearily, "in my entire life, has ever said 'yay' when I handed them a jar of piss."

He had an intense urge to rush over and cover her breasts. Possibly with his face.

I truly hope she does not decide to go to a nunnery when all this is over. I will probably get her thrown out for arguing with the nuns, if she does not get herself thrown out for questioning them.
Also, it would be a terrible waste of good breas-

the hostelkeeper wished to put Halla in the women's wing and Sarkis in the men's. Sarkis folded his arms and glared at the woman. She was a nun, so she folded her arms and glared right back.