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"No one," said Sarkis wearily, "in my entire life, has ever said 'yay' when I handed them a jar of piss."

He had an intense urge to rush over and cover her breasts. Possibly with his face.

I truly hope she does not decide to go to a nunnery when all this is over. I will probably get her thrown out for arguing with the nuns, if she does not get herself thrown out for questioning them.
Also, it would be a terrible waste of good breas-

the hostelkeeper wished to put Halla in the women's wing and Sarkis in the men's. Sarkis folded his arms and glared at the woman. She was a nun, so she folded her arms and glared right back.