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"Please. We've lasted this long. It'd be a pretty anticlimactic ending if we all died now, right?"
Henry rolled his eyes

Uhhhhh foreshadowing??? I hope not

Ashley: “You’re cute” sir Carter:”wash your mouth out. I’m handsome, sexy, hot… not cute. Bunnies are cute.”

Trouser snake 😂

Nate was the only one more interested in winning the game than getting his dick wet. And while I loved the sneaky make-outs behind vines, I loved financial freedom more.

"You don't like feeling like the damsel in distress, Essex? You're lucky you're so fucking heavy, or l'd try to carry you out just to emasculate you further."

A person could work and work and work, and still never "earn" their dues.
Sometimes success meant determination... and sometimes, it was just luck.

"That was a charged conversation. Romantically speaking."
"The angriest flirting I've ever seen."
A successful opening day, all things considered.

"I forget how little you are sometimes”
"He means because you've got big-dog energy," Royce informed me with a smirk in the rearview mirror. "You act like you're six foot sometimes. Not a little yappy dog, like Jade."

“This is where I feel at home balls deep in your sweet cunt” WTF 😃

“Don’t wanna be called a douchewad, don’t act like a douchewad, douchewad”
Well said Royce

I smiled, thinking how Carter was just a big softy deep down. Really deep down, below the bad temper, control issues, and arrogant entitled bullshit.

“it means that I will eventually have to be the asshole, and I really don't want to do that. So...I figured I'd take the mature, adult approach to the whole thing.” She snorts a laugh “ignore it until it becomes a thing?” “Yup” I nod “exactly”

"What was offer about eating pussy again? Maybe you and I are the answer verything."

"Right," I mumbled. "So...where does that even leave me?"
Carly shrugged. "With Royce, obviously. Or me! I've never eaten
pussy before but I reckon I'd be excellent at it."

"I'd rather wax my own balls than tell your mom to chill the fuck out."

"Your mom is a psychopath," he muttered.
I snorted a laugh and nodded. "Yep.”

“Uhhhh…anyone else feel like he finished that conversation in his head” Royce asked

It’s date night 🤭

Quizzard smut