Pickles > Recent Status Updates

"No one," said Sarkis wearily, "in my entire life, has ever said 'yay' when I handed them a jar of piss."

He had an intense urge to rush over and cover her breasts. Possibly with his face.

I truly hope she does not decide to go to a nunnery when all this is over. I will probably get her thrown out for arguing with the nuns, if she does not get herself thrown out for questioning them.
Also, it would be a terrible waste of good breas-

the hostelkeeper wished to put Halla in the women's wing and Sarkis in the men's. Sarkis folded his arms and glared at the woman. She was a nun, so she folded her arms and glared right back.

He is beautiful, not handsome. "Handsome" is a word reservi for men of valor, and there's no valor in the Prince.

"Stop struggling." His sharp face is pinched in frustration.
"Let me go."
"If I let you go, you'll run."
"That's the idea."
"Just listen."
He claps a gloved hand over my mouth, and I bite him. "Fuck."

I love how her gargoyle is named waffles

To the villains
Because we're all wicked in someone else's fairytale

"Please. We've lasted this long. It'd be a pretty anticlimactic ending if we all died now, right?"
Henry rolled his eyes

Uhhhhh foreshadowing??? I hope not

Ashley: “You’re cute” sir Carter:”wash your mouth out. I’m handsome, sexy, hot… not cute. Bunnies are cute.”

Trouser snake 😂