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WHY DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG TO REALIZE THIS IS A WUTHERING HEIGHTS RETELLING

don’t mind me and my festive yaoislop

all the reviews i’ve seen are either like 5 stars best book ever written or 1 star burn it with fire. this should be fun

all right, FINE

reading from my namesake today

me on page 1 of this book: yeah i don’t like mark zuckerberg he’s a weird pathetic loser
me on page 266: GUILLOTINE FIRING SQUAD ELECTRIC CHAIR

always looking for more reasons to hate mark zuckerberg

only rachel gillig would make me cry during a scene where a character is literally getting his broken nose set back in place

when ur vampire former-best-friend-turned-enemy says your blood has always been her favorite taste 🥵🥵🥵

i miss the olympics ➡️ i read sport book

the hot tub scene… the. hot. tub. scene. 🚬

terrified bc i’m certain this book is gonna break me

already crying at the author’s note cool

i’ve only read the forward and i’ve never been more certain that a book is going to be a 5 star

“never give me orders” “command me, then” 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

what if i gave smutty dragon man erotica 5 stars wouldn’t that be funny… you know… as a joke of course…

if you’re someone on here who knows me in real life pls look away

guess who just found out they have the audiobook through spotify premium

save me emily wilde… emily wilde save me…

this book is giving me the ick like i’m sorry but how are you possibly anywhere NEAR horny when you’re with your parents (also horny) flirting with each other on the same date with you… sorry if i’m being a prude or whatever but how is that not a libido killer for you

gonna dnf this one :/ trying to become a nonfiction girlie this year but i don’t think this is for me

dan schneider i hope you rot in the deepest depths of hell

emily acts like she hates this guy but they are literally old marrieds i’m sick

“No one serves their friends by grinding themselves into dust on the altar of compassion.”

LIKE????????