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faatima is 32% done with Wuthering Heights

— Feb 06, 2026 11:45AM Add a comment

faatima is 15% done with Wuthering Heights

You read a classic and suddenly remember first person is indeed a worthwhile point-of-view only devalued and bastardized by the vapidity of the 21st century contemporary novel.

— Jan 27, 2026 09:35PM Add a comment

faatima is 60% done with The Penderwicks at Last (The Penderwicks, #5)

The Jeffrey-Batty propaganda has finally begun..

— Jan 20, 2026 02:08PM Add a comment

faatima is 40% done with The Penderwicks at Last (The Penderwicks, #5)

— Jan 19, 2026 02:13PM Add a comment

faatima is 15% done with The Penderwicks at Last (The Penderwicks, #5)

The plot has barely even begun and I’m already at 15%. This is a very bad omen.

— Jan 19, 2026 10:50AM Add a comment

faatima is 82% done with The Penderwicks in Spring (The Penderwicks, #4)

Do I have the strength to go on? Can I survive these last two hours without crying my eyes out over the internal suffering of a lonely eleven-year-old?

— Jan 18, 2026 05:56PM Add a comment

faatima is 64% done with The Penderwicks in Spring (The Penderwicks, #4)

Okay, officially cried. This one is so painful.

— Jan 18, 2026 03:32PM Add a comment

faatima is 54% done with The Penderwicks in Spring (The Penderwicks, #4)

— Jan 17, 2026 05:34PM Add a comment

faatima is 18% done with The Penderwicks in Spring (The Penderwicks, #4)

— Jan 16, 2026 09:32AM Add a comment

faatima is 78% done with The Penderwicks at Point Mouette (The Penderwicks, #3)

— Jan 15, 2026 03:59PM Add a comment

faatima is 30% done with The Penderwicks at Point Mouette (The Penderwicks, #3)

— Jan 14, 2026 01:15PM Add a comment

faatima is 78% done with The Penderwicks on Gardam Street (The Penderwicks, #2)

— Jan 12, 2026 06:14PM Add a comment

faatima is 35% done with The Penderwicks on Gardam Street (The Penderwicks, #2)

— Jan 12, 2026 03:02PM Add a comment

faatima is 45% done with The Chocolate Touch (Amour et Chocolat #4)

— Jan 09, 2026 01:24PM Add a comment

faatima is 14% done with The Chocolate Touch (Amour et Chocolat #4)

— Jan 05, 2026 04:02PM Add a comment

faatima is 26% done with The Complete Peanuts, 1950-1952 (The Complete Peanuts, #1)

— Dec 31, 2025 09:59AM Add a comment

faatima is 86% done with The Penderwicks: A Summer Tale of Four Sisters, Two Rabbits, and a Very Interesting Boy (The Penderwicks, #1)

— Dec 30, 2025 04:58PM Add a comment

faatima is 61% done with The Penderwicks: A Summer Tale of Four Sisters, Two Rabbits, and a Very Interesting Boy (The Penderwicks, #1)

— Dec 30, 2025 02:41PM Add a comment

faatima is 68% done with The Sea of Monsters (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #2)

— Dec 24, 2025 08:18AM Add a comment

faatima is 51% done with The Sea of Monsters (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #2)

— Dec 21, 2025 09:43AM Add a comment

faatima is 51% done with The Chocolate Rose (Amour et Chocolat, #3; La Vie en Roses, #0.5)

Jolie will conjure up wild sex fantasies about Gabriel leaping over her apartment balcony to have his way with her, and Gabriel will be like, “You think I’m sooo sexy,” and then Jolie will be like, “No, I do not. I am a professional and these legs are closed for business.” And while Gabriel stares at her in anguish, her internal monologue will be like: I want him to fuck the living daylights out of me.

— Dec 15, 2025 12:57PM Add a comment