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Yeah ok Tean may be the first Greg Ash character I hate LOL. GOD I really hope he gets better in this book/the next series but good lord this man is allegedly 38 years old and acts like a spoiled naive BABY he’s SO FRUSTRATING. He needs a kick in the HEAD.

All of Gregory Ashe’s characters are exhausting top tier drama queens but my GOD does Tean take the cake. To the point where I almost dislike him because the melodrama is teetering on the line between extremely funny and just plain upsetting. He treats Jem like shit quite frankly but in a deviously manipulative way that isn’t that fun. Someone just needs to take Ammon out back and shoot him before I do it myself.

Out of all Gregory Ashe’s Dysfunctional Angry Couples I think Jem and Tean are actually the most realistic in their fighting. At least the pair of them have a legitimate reason to be angry with each other instead of just being insane people like all of the other couples this guy writes. It’s kind of refreshing.

Theo drives me CRAZY “boohoo I’m 10 years older than Auggie and my last husband got decapitated” four fucking books of his bellyaching oh my GOD just shut up and marry Auggie you melodramatic ass. All of Gregory Ashe’s characters are like this btw they’re all so DRAMATIC. Soap opera I swear to god.

The fights that characters in Gregory Ashe books have. I’ve never read anything like it. These characters are always so fucking mean to each other. It’s so entertaining.

NAWWW I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE END OF THE SERIES BUT THERE’S MORE THAT HAVEN’T BEEN RELEASED YET… cries

I love the shitty relationship in this series like they’re SO mean to each other. I love the drama and fighting. Like oh my gosh they’re both such horrible people. I don’t think the author really intended it to come off that way but man they’re just awful.

The ease with which these cop characters shoot people….like calm down!

Y’all Emery is so funny. How many times has this man made out with and cuddled with Somers and cheated on Nico but the one time he catches Nico kissing someone else he goes ballistic. These are grown ass men mind you. The soap opera of it all. Hilarious.

This is the most nerve-wracking Nicky James book oh my godddd I’m STRESSED. Cults are freaky.

Damn this book got hands. Making me CRY

I love that Shay makes a cameo in this book I’m obsessed with that little freak.

This author is suuuper entertaining but I’m about to set up a “murmur” count because this woman cannot go two pages without having one of her characters murmur something. People do not murmur that much!!!

Just as predicted I’m crying my eyes out.

Jesus I’m only 12% through this book and it’s already making me tear up I can tell this is gonna leave me sobbing.

Do NOT read christmas books in october it will make you want to watch christmas movies and listen to christmas music It Is A Trap

Belle is an absolutely repulsive girl like I don’t know what exactly the author was going for with her character but she’s HORRENDOUS.

The reviewers saying this book is sad are RIGHT like damn this boy is really going through it!

> “You’re not very good at being in a competition, are you, Rosaline-um-Palmer? It’s terribly sweet.”

NOOOOO I HAVE A FEELING ASSHOLE ALAIN IS GOING TO TAKE HER COOKIE RECIPE NOOOOOOO

God Alain is an ASHOLLEEEEEE #teamharry

Awww as someone who met their partner online and had to go through the whole “meeting them in person for the first time” thing the way the author is describing the scenario is making me giggle it’s so true to life.

I can’t believe I haven’t read this book yet it’s already so fucking funny.

This series is so over the top and dramatic it’s so funny. What do you mean the gay president’s dead wife isn’t actually dead.

Man I REALLY don’t want the daughter to die but I’m so scared it’s going to happen 😭

“It arrives. The brightness between us.”

FUCK!!! Tragic romances never fail to get me!!! Give me all the tragic and doomed romances!!!

Dare I say the sequel is better than the first book?

This is SOOOO GOOD so far I’m so immersed in this world!

It’s been about 5 years since I’ve read this series, gotta re-read it. A classic in my opinion.

> “I bet your head hurts now, doesn’t it?”

Love this villain so much I wish I knew more books where the villain is as good as Calix Lehrer.

Time to re-read my favorite to see if it’s as good as I remember it being.